The worst apology ever?

[The Curmudgeon]

In what must surely be the first and last post dedicated to Chris Brown, let's take a look at how things can change over a few months time.

First of all, let's laugh at this quote on his new musical "direction";

"I wanted to change it up and really be different. Like my style nowadays, I don't try to be typical urban. I want to be like how Prince and Michael [Jackson] and Stevie Wonder were. They can cross over to any genre of music."

Ho ho ho. Yes - quite.

Anyway, Chris Brown's most notable career move came when he knocked seven levels of shit out of Rihanna. After that inamous incident, he released this statement..

"Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired."

Fair enough. A few months later, though, and "sorry" turns out to be "buy my new album."



What a class act.

[trashcanman]

Wow. That was some ignorant shit. I think that last "believe that!" was what really made it a masterpiece. He rushed to jump back into frame because he forgot to drop that last pearl of wisdom that was going to really show everybody what a great guy he is.

In other musical retard news, here's a story about Kanye West talking about how he hates books because of all the words and stuff, but you should buy his book because it doesn't have that many in it.

www.celebnewswire.com/archives/kanye_west_doesnt_read_but_he_a_wrote_bo.html

Idiocracy, here we come. And since when can West of all people put ANYTHING down for being self-absorbed? I'm putting money down that he doesn't actually know what that phrase means. Any takers?

[The Curmudgeon]

Ahem. That was actually Bow Wow that came into the frame at the last second there. You're not trying to say "they all look alike" are you, Trashy, you dreadful racist? But yeah, "ignorant shit" pretty much sums it up.

You know, I used to really quite like Kanye West, but with every other ignorant statement and dreadful piece of new music he releases, he gets
more and more into 50 Cent levels of stupidity. I'd rather buy a book by Paris Hilton. Maybe.

[trashcanman]

It's not that all black folk look alike, it's just that it's difficult for me to pay attention when an idiot is talking. They all sound alike. My eyes were surely glazed over by that time.