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countorlok22
Just a Cook

The shadow of the vampire is the coming of doom!

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Count Orlok '22's reviews May 28, 2009 19:22:25 GMT 2

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Post by countorlok22 on May 28, 2009 19:22:25 GMT 2

First let me start by saying thanks to Trashcanman for hooking me up with this site and that I'm looking forward to raising a little hell here in the fortress.

Now, allow me to get to the point why I'm here, and I do apologize if this sounds egotistical... but you'll have to deal with it if it does. I'm an on-line critic on Amazon.com (formerly) and on Lunch.com (currently). This will be where I post links to my reviews and share my opinions (whether you wanted to know about them or not) on everything and anything from films, literature, and music to politics, social issues, art, and pop culture. So be forewarned, I have a lot to say and I won't shut up or put on pretensions of propriety and politeness. With me, you get the truth, regardless of whether or not you wanted to hear it. So buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Here's the link to my first review of Kino Interantional's Ultimate DVD Edition of Nosferatu - Eine Symphonie des Grauens, which I wrote last year:
www.lunch.com/data/Nosferatu_Eine_Symphonie_des_Grauens_Kino_International_s_2_disc_Ultimate_DVD_Edition_-1334369-Reviews-_Nosferatu_Does_This_Word_Not_Sound_Like_the_Deathbird_Calling_Your_Name_at_Midnight_-2994.html

My real name is Sean and I am an online critic, who lives in Maine.
My reviews can be viewed on Amazon.com, Lunch.com and for those who wish to contact me, my e-mail address is: countorloksreviewforum@yahoo.com

There are three kinds of people on this Earth: Those that think inside the box. Those that think outside of the box. Then there are those like myself, who know that THERE IS NO BOX.

trashcanman King of the Monsters "Fire is the devil's only friend" Posts: 6,022	Count Orlok '22's reviews May 28, 2009 21:55:08 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trashcanman on May 28, 2009 21:55:08 GMT 2 Expressing opinions? ON A MESSAGE BOARD?!?! He's insane! Make him stop, somebody. Won't somebody think of the children? Your review are typically masterpieces, Orlok. That DVD cover looks about awesome.

countorlok22 Just a Cook The shadow of the vampire is the coming of doom! Posts: 25	Count Orlok '22's reviews May 30, 2009 16:35:04 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by countorlok22 on May 30, 2009 16:35:04 GMT 2 Masterpieces? Uh, oh, you're just setting me up for failure now. LOL! By the way, this is the cover for the Ultimate DVD Edition I told you about, so don't skimp out on some cheapo version when you decide to buy.
	My real name is Sean and I am an online critic, who lives in Maine. My reviews can be viewed on Amazon.com, Lunch.com and for those who wish to contact me, my e-mail address is: countorloksreviewforum@yahoo.com There are three kinds of people on this Earth: Those that think inside the box. Those that think outside of the box. Then there are those like myself, who know that THERE IS NO BOX.

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Count Orlok '22's reviews Jun 1, 2009 12:42:42 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Jun 1, 2009 12:42:42 GMT 2

I think I own one of the dreaded "cheap releases" that you speak of, but Mrs C bought me it so I couldn't possibly buy a "better" version. Same with Evil Dead 2, which she bought me on our third or fourth date. I'm sentimental that way. You know how it is.

Speaking of Nosferatu, what did you think of Shadow of the Vampire?

Don't abuse children, or else they turn out like me.

countorlok22
Just a Cook

The shadow of the vampire is the coming of doom!

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Count Orlok '22's reviews Jun 2, 2009 21:08:01 GMT 2

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Post by countorlok22 on Jun 2, 2009 21:08:01 GMT 2

Oh, I won't go on another tangent about that. In fact, if you want to know what I thought about it, follow this link to me second Nosferatu review. In the comment box I explain some of the reasons why I didn't like "Shadow of the Vampire"...
www.lunch.com/data/Nosferatu_A_Symphony_of_Horror_Kino_On_Video_s_Restored_Authorized_Edition_-1380279-Reviews-_From_Belial_s_Seed_There_Sprang_the_Vampyre_Nosferatu_Who_Liveth_and_Feedeth_on_Human_Bloode_-8653.html

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countorlok22
Just a Cook

The shadow of the vampire is the coming of doom!

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Count Orlok '22's reviews Jun 10, 2009 23:24:06 GMT 2

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Post by countorlok22 on Jun 10, 2009 23:24:06 GMT 2

Here's another review from yours truly. The link here will take you to my review of Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons' masterpiece, "Watchmen"...
www.lunch.com/data/Watchmen-1335187-Reviews-The_Evolution_of_Comic_Books_and_the_Origins_of_the_Watchmen-3861.html
And here's my review for the film adaptation...
www.lunch.com/data/Watchmen-1357287-Reviews-_Who_Watches_the_Watchmen_-5681.html

mackshere All Messed Up like a virgin Posts: 129	Count Orlok '22's reviews Jun 12, 2009 15:09:41 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mackshere on Jun 12, 2009 15:09:41 GMT 2 Wuz up Count?!?! Man, my computer is a piece of shit, it won't let me follow any of these lunch links. Maybe you could copy & paste? I'd love to read 'em dude....
	I come from the broken water

countorlok22
Just a Cook

The shadow of the vampire is the coming of doom!

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Count Orlok '22's reviews Jun 15, 2009 21:45:49 GMT 2

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Post by countorlok22 on Jun 15, 2009 21:45:49 GMT 2

Weird, they posted fine and I can access them from a separate computer. Try going to my MySpace page and following the links there. I'd post them here, but they're pretty long and I'm not sure how much space there is on this site.

Here's my MySpace URL:
www.myspace.com/CountOrlok22

countorlok22 Just a Cook The shadow of the vampire is the coming of doom! Posts: 25	Count Orlok '22's reviews Jun 26, 2009 19:22:23 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by countorlok22 on Jun 26, 2009 19:22:23 GMT 2 I'm also posting links to all of my reviews on my MySpace page now. Here's the link to my review for the film "Twilight"... lunch.com/t/gdy
	My real name is Sean and I am an online critic, who lives in Maine. My reviews can be viewed on Amazon.com, Lunch.com and for those who wish to contact me, my e-mail address is: countorloksreviewforum@yahoo.com There are three kinds of people on this Earth: Those that think inside the box. Those that think outside of the box. Then there are those like myself, who know that THERE IS NO BOX.

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