The Random Superhero Generator!

[The Curmudgeon]

One of, if not the only, decent link I've seen on Facebook, this is staggeringly simple but quite amusing. Type your name and how many powers you want and watch as history is created. Did you know, for example, that..

The Curmudgeon has been known to spray psychic blasts from his skateboard toward a single combatant. Also, he is able to levitate by swinging from nearby buildings and he has inherited a legendary fortitude. The Curmudgeon is able to tunnel through solid fire and he has a super proficiency at sneaking. He also has a reputation for an unbelievable speed and he brandishes a deadly tail that can force opponents into another plane of existence. Shamefully, The Curmudgeon takes harm from exposure to rock.

Who knew? All fear my deadly tail.

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[trashcanman]

Trashcanman has been known to fly into the bodies of his opponents. He also has a reputation for an impressive cluster of useful gadgets and he developed the talent to make oxen appear from nowhere. Trashcanman battles combatants using a cruel chainsaw made from crystal and he has mastered the ability to make duplicates of himself. He likewise has been known to deflect javelins and he possesses the power to skim the memories of others. Trashcanman has the power to force elephants to dance a jig, but can only do so four times a day. Unfortunately, Trashcanman has a weakness of being rigidly inflexible.




Mine's cooler.

[The Curmudgeon]

Well, fuck, you can deflect JAVELINS. It doesn't get much cooler than that.