Post by The Curmudgeon on Mar 18, 2007 16:23:04 GMT 2
Open for the girls too, of course.
Well, yeah, obviously, but any excuse to get an American Werewolf In London quote shoe-horned in is A-OK with The Curmudgeon. Anyway, thought I'd give us all a chance to indulge in something we can all enjoy. Namely - slobbering over pictures of hot girls. Or, if you're a girl, slobbering over pictures of hot guys. Or hot girls, if that's your thing. And if it is - we should talk.
Now, this is aimed at the top celebs in your humdrum existence, the ones that make your head go all fuzzy. I don't mean put up bukakke pictures of some poor Japanese bint drowning in man-paste. But, you know, whatever.
I'll start the ball rolling with some choice pics.
First up..
Elisha Cuthbert from 24. Gotta admit to being a bit of a late starter with this show. I only started watching it very recently and as a result I've only just discovered this awesome piece of ass. Man.. 24. A more preposterous hour on television you won't find (it makes WWE look feasible) but it's still an excellent show. And having Elisha running around in her tight tops getting kidnapped every two hours makes it even sweeter.
Speaking of WWE, here's former women's champ and always edible Trish Stratus. She used to be hopeless in the ring and on the mic when she first started, and only made up for it by looking incredible. Now, she's decent in the ring, decent on the mic and looks even better. Conclusion - android. Well, some of her's plastic, anyway...
Something to make you a tad uncomfortable, the entirely jailbait Emma Watson, she of Harry Potter fame. I'm telling you, give it a few years and every newspaper/lads mag in the country will be salivating over pictures of her on the beach. Well tough shit - because I saw her FIRST.
So I think I've successfully lowered the tone - anyone else?