Take note, idiots; THIS is what you look like.

[The Curmudgeon]

A lot of modern day things annoy the shit out of me; people dropping fucking "hashtags" into online conversations that aren't even on Twitter (never mind literally saying it, that needs to be punishable by death). Duck face pouts. The mindless worship of non-entity "celebs".. and wannabe glamour model shot selfies. You know the type. Flash the "peace" sign, hands on hip.. get the fuck out of here.

Someone has (admittedly, rather creepily) managed to capture one of these creatures in action as she tries for over 90 seconds to get the perfect selfie in a kids playground.

www.youtube.com/watch?t=20&v=WGu4xxTgrcE

She's hot (and doesn't she know it), but my God. This is our culture now.

[trashcanman]

Ugh. She's only missing a selfie stick to fully complete the idiot circuit. You know, I was at the beach last weekend and I found a dead seal that had no face. It was the body of a seal with just a skull for the head. I considered taking an ironic selfie with it like one of those instagram hunters or whatever, but I was worried I'd look like a psychopath. Plus, no social media account so nowhere to troll post it. Instead, I just photographed it normal and sent it to my wife informing her that I'd already eaten seal face for breakfast so she didn't need to worry. Point is, that is the only thing I've found worth photographing in months. My beautiful self: not so much.

[Ben]

"I was at the beach last weekend and I found a dead seal that had no face."

This is the attention-grabber you need to start every story with now, Trashcanman. Golden.

[trashcanman]

That shit was so metal. I kind of want to start a band just so I can put that on the cover. We could cover Dethklok's "Go Into the Water".