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The Curmudgeon
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So.. clowns. Oct 12, 2016 21:48:50 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Oct 12, 2016 21:48:50 GMT 2

Just once I would like the UK to come up with its own ideas and stop mercilessly stealing everything they see American's do. Our chart music is often a see-through imitation of our American counterpart, our popular fashion is stolen from you lot, kids now have fucking prom-night for no other reason than they see kids in American TV shows have them.. and now THIS bullshit.

I don't need to explain what's happening here; "killer" clowns have been seeing walking the streets, freaking people out. It started off fairly small and almost urban legend-ish, with online reports about clowns being seeing stalking people. And then actual photographs emerged, and then it really caught on.. and so, of course, the UK is loving that shit and there's now reports of clowns being seen in Britain.

It's nothing particularly new. About twenty years ago hushed word of mouth horror stories about clowns driving round in a white fan scaring kids was all the talk, only now it's actually happening. But at least in Britain we've come up with something to fight them off.

metro.co.uk/2016/10/12/man-dressed-as-batman-has-been-chasing-killer-clowns-in-cumbria-6188810/?ito=facebook

Seriously, what the fuck is going on?

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trashcanman King of the Monsters "Fire is the devil's only friend" Posts: 6,022	So.. clowns. Oct 13, 2016 1:47:59 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trashcanman on Oct 13, 2016 1:47:59 GMT 2 Oh, it doesn't stop there. Check this: www.syracuse.com/us-news/index.ssf/2016/10/clown_lives_matter_protest_clowns_creepy.html This is the world we live in now.

The Curmudgeon Moderator Irresponsible Hate Monger Everyone Will Suffer Now. Posts: 6,336	So.. clowns. Oct 19, 2016 12:34:31 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Curmudgeon on Oct 19, 2016 12:34:31 GMT 2 "Clown Lives Matter." Holy shit. Lets hope one clown doesn't get shot and an entire army of clowns doesn't start wrecking the city.
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