Really, UK?

[trashcanman]

www.craveonline.com/design/1169361-uk-porn-ban-include-non-conventional-sex-acts-like-spanking-female-ejaculation

I've got your four fingers right here....







Get 'em in there.

What is going on over there, guys? How does a thing like this happen in the modern age? Why are only x amount of fingers acceptable? Does this mean fisting is okay if you have a finger removed? WHO GIVES ENOUGH OF A FUCK ABOUT THIS TO PASS A LAW ABOUT IT? And why now? Did the UK just now discover internet porn was a thing? Are the blaming Brexit on it? Just....how? I thought America were supposed to be the ones uptight about sex, and this would never fly here. I'll take my new douchebag president over this nonsense any day. Go over there and grab them right by the pussy, Donald!

[The Curmudgeon]

And the thing is, it just came out of nowhere. There wasn't any talks about "discussions" or "plans" or anything, it just seemed to come out of nowhere. Ahem. Pun not intended.

I mean.. some of I'm OK with. Abusive porn or violent stuff or rape fantasy I can understand why that would be removed. But female ejaculation? What's bad about that again? So guys can spray it everywhere but women can't? I don't get why menstrual blood is banned, either. It would never float my boat, but if you're into that I really don't see the harm. And spanking? I'm trying to think of that little known terrible book and film series that had that sort of thing as it's main hook, and how it became the biggest fucking thing ever. Are we banning 50 Shades as well? Every cloud, I guess.

[Ben]

Non-conventional? What does that even mean? And how does spanking qualify as non-conventional? Is gay porn outlawed now too? How about girls only stuff? Handcuffs? Sex toys? Girl on top?

I never would have guessed the UK would go the "missionary only" route.

[The Curmudgeon]

Yup, welcome to Britain in 2016. Not only have we fucked ourselves voting out of the E.U, not only have we now got a PM we didn't even fucking vote for, we can't even go home and masturbate our sorrows away the way we'd like.

[trashcanman]

I'm pretty basic when it comes to adult entertainment, but I do think that as long as nobody gets hurt there's no reason to hassle anybody about whatever they're into. So is it just the government in the UK passing down these crazy fascistic edicts or is there a tide of grassroots puritanism growing in the general public that are demanding this stuff?