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Post by Heliacal Rising on Apr 19, 2009 19:04:17 GMT 2
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Really, Sherry? Good grief...I can smell the BS in your post from a mile away.
You people are clearly taking this way too seriously. Ole Curmudgeon's just doing what he does best. Get over it!
Just pop in one of these neonatal karaoke albums you love so much and let your worries drift away! The greedy, abusive parents of these kids need all the green they can get. And everybody knows that cash is much more important than the future mental health of your child!
For instance, my little "investment" is currently two years of age. I plan on shoving her into the spotlight once her fourth birthday rolls around. That way she can bypass the chance of having a healthy childhood and learn early on what it feels like to have fifteen minutes of fame, only to crash and burn shortly after! I'm already putting her through a very strict regiment of private tap dancing and singing lessons. I'm thinking I wanna go the Shirley Temple route, ya know? My chances of scoring some sweet dough will be much higher if I make this brat a double (maybe even triple) threat. I can hear those cash registers already, baby!
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Apr 23, 2009 0:43:48 GMT 2
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Heliacal Rising - Oh, I LIKE your style!
Sherry - you sound like the sort of person who hangs around airports banging tambourines.
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Post by Burr on May 17, 2009 21:31:25 GMT 2
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I honestly started to feel a little nauseous less than half way through your cliche-ridden, new age hippie, 3 a.m. religious public access post and couldn't finish it... but as I type this I realize that it is quite funny. Kind of like when you have a little stomach bug, and while sitting on the toilet some of the sounds that escape your anus make you giggle a little, so you can overlook the stench but only for a moment. You still want to get it over with quickly before you start to gag. Once the gag reflex gets triggered, it is an ongoing battle to keep your vegetarian humus and pita lunch down.
heliacle rising speaks words of wisdom... and he clearly isn't even trying half as hard as you. Open your eyes Sherry, your naive love routine is exhausted and embarrassing.
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Post by The Curmudgeon on May 17, 2009 21:31:57 GMT 2
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Burr, you win The Curmudgeon's Favourite Person of May Award.
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Post by Jonathon Taylor on May 17, 2009 21:32:37 GMT 2
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Great review Curmudgeon. Oh, I have something for those vilest humans who watch reality television. Here it is.
Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
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Post by Burr on May 27, 2009 22:16:42 GMT 2
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"...one artist after another."
I can see the purpose of these reviews has flown over your head, as it has with many, many others who take themselves too seriously and are tragically void of taste. The term "artist" is used all too loosely today.
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Post by T Lasky on Jul 16, 2010 1:22:20 GMT 2
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I've been reading through Curmudgeon's old posts - you know, because he's funny (like the Dr. House of Amazon) and I find it interesting that everyone is bashing him here. I thought I saw a glimpse of compassion in this review; for a poor little girl being paraded out by her parents to make money (and/or get attention for themselves) she will likely never see even half of. Like those parents of beauty pageant kids. What are you doing to your child? It's as if parents WANT their children to become street walkers. Or, at least, lascivious fantasies for the pedophiles that go to beauty pageants.
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