TH CRMDGNS FRTRSS OF SLTD RLS

[InvisibleWolfMan]

Wanna chat like all those text message writers out there? Well, go to this website:

www.madhousebeyond.com/?mode=txtspeak

And be amazed! I wrote the following:

The Curmudgeon's Fortress of Solitude Rules! Death to all the haters out there, you know who you are! When Doves Cry, motherfuckers!

And I got:

TH CRMDGNS FRTRSS OF SLTD RLS DEATH 2 AL TH HTRS OUT THR U KNW WH U R WHN DVS CRY MTHRFCKRS

HW ABOUT U?

[The Curmudgeon]

Gah, not that I condone this sort of thing (in fact - is this the first use of text speak EVER in the Fortress?) but in the spirit of adventure, let's experiment with a song..

FLY ME 2 TH MOONND LT ME PLY AMNG TH STRSLT ME SEE WHT SPRNG IS LKN JPTR AND MRSN OTHR WRDS HLD MY HNDN OTHR WRDS DRLNG KSS ME

Sniff - so beautiful, don't you think?

[trashcanman]

I'd love to hear that song sung that way; even better than the "Neon Genesis Evangelion" versions! Somebody call William Hung. Now.