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Post by SHXQ TCM AHF Admin on Apr 3, 2008 17:27:21 GMT 2
EDIT - Yeah, I don't think so...All, and everyone welcomed. We are the horror virus. Get infected! Anything goes remember  Darkest Regards.....Asylum Keeper
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Apr 3, 2008 19:14:14 GMT 2
Cheeky bastards!
Plug your crappy site somewhere else, losers.
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Post by SHXQ Admin on Apr 10, 2008 23:04:11 GMT 2
Cheeky bastards! Plug your crappy site somewhere else, losers. *Yawn* Stop trying to be soooo anarchy! You just dont have a good site yourself.....theres nothing to it, thats why you aint got many members. Anyway, being rude....ha! dont make me laugh..! you could try but its not quite Kool is it! you just aint got it....have you. "Anything goes" as you 'claim'. guess you cant follow your own rules. leave your forum open to guests,,,,,we'll post. BTW, calling your forum after a Nirvana song.....not so kool either. Dark regards from hell. Have a good day. |
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Apr 11, 2008 0:41:24 GMT 2
Well, well, well..
I am safe in the knowledge that, no matter the amount of members, anything said in this site will utterly SMOKE any pitiful drivel spouted on yours, especially if your childish, inane bullshit is anything to go by.
Now let's look at what you've written, shall we?
"Anyway, being rude....ha! dont make me laugh..! you could try but its not quite Kool is it! you just aint got it....have you."
In no way, shape or form does this make the slightest bit of sense. When did I say you were rude? I could try.. what? I ain't got.. what?
What exactly are you trying to say, you illiterate cretin?
"Anything goes" as you 'claim'. guess you cant follow your own rules.
You can say whatever you like here - I have no problem with that. What I DO have a problem with is some no-talent chancer trying to steal people from my website. Hence - I kept your message, but I deleted the link. Clever, eh? So feel free to come in here time and time again and say whatever you wish, but no way am I helping you advertise your shit.
leave your forum open to guests,,,,,we'll post.
OK, grab a pen and write this down. It can get pretty tricky..
"." is a full stop. When joined together with several more full stops can help suggest a pause during speech.
"," is a COMMA. Use only one at a time, otherwise you tend to look, well, thick as absolute fuck.
BTW, calling your forum after a Nirvana song.....not so kool either.
Hmmm, I wasn't aware Nirvana ever wrote a song called The Fortress of Solitude. I'll have to look that one up. Because that IS what this forum is called, right?
Oh, I see - you mean The Curmudgeon, right? Well, one, the Nirvana song was never a reference point, and two, well, let me explain, I know it's difficult; I'm calling MYSELF The Curmudgeon, you see? And the Forum is The Fortress of Solitude. And as its my site, the forum is called The Curmudgeon's Fortress of Solitude. Is that easy to understand? Or is your massive swollen tongue and crumbs sticking to the side of your mouth putting you off?
In short - you've tried to look "cute", you've tried to look "clever", and all you've done is look like a complete fool, bashing away at your keyboard, frustrated and concentrating, all in an effort to try and take me on. Consider this an enormous FAIL.
I think its rather fitting you posted your advert, for your poorly written, run by morons website, in the Time Wasters section. At least you've done something right today.
Now go away quickly.
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Post by SHXQ admin on Apr 11, 2008 9:18:10 GMT 2
Well, well, well.. I am safe in the knowledge that, no matter the amount of members, anything said in this site will utterly SMOKE any pitiful drivel spouted on yours, especially if your childish, inane bullshit is anything to go by.....BLAH, BLAH! Now, you're the one who's trying to be clever with your big post response. Im far to clever to raise, or should i say, lower myself to your level. I just love the way in which people who try to string a good arguement together can't even get the hint on certain things. And you should know what they include. You see, theres a few members here that i know, people i chat too elsewhere. Its just funny to see how easily you get wound up...they told me you would. Best just to leave it now. I dont need to advertise my sites here, because most of your members know of my sites or are members of other forums i am part of. You wouldn't last five minutes on that particular forum. Anyway, Its all a scam, chill Oh, as for my shitty dialouge,,,,,,<like that, it does actually mean something, but if you dont know that, then its not my problem. You should know the forum lingo before trying to be a mod. And lastly, im a pro writer of horror fiction. I have three books out at the moment and im 'penning' a fourth, which is in the pipeline to be made in to a film script. Im also in the top 3% of people in my country for IQ. Hey, if you love a challenge and want to see how a forum should be run, visit and join the link i gave above. They would tear you apart. Remember, we are just winding you up. Laters. |
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Apr 11, 2008 10:33:19 GMT 2
Im far to clever to raise
I just LOVE irony, don't you?
Also weird how you criticize me for replying with a large thread, (I'm sorry, but I thought we were all above the usual "FUK U" responses found on the net these days) and then leaving a tedious essay yourself.
Rest assured I won't be going on any site you suggest, whether or not they'll "tear me apart" (I'm sorry, I thought that comment was very cute), especially if its full of barely literate half-wits like you. You're in the top IQ for your country?! Jesus, I can't believe you actually WROTE that. What country do you live in, exactly? Dumbfucktopia?
And if you have written three horror books, and lets not forget your Hollywood blockbuster in the pipeline, and you still feel the need to come onto other free websites and shill your own free website - man, I'd have a word with your agent, guy.
You know, The Fortress of Solitude is a place where intelligent people come to escape both the drudgeries of the normal world but also the non-sensical ramblings of Generation Youtube. But I must admit, it is nice to have a real life cretin in here from time to time. A sort of "poke the animal with a stick and see what happens" zoo experiment, if you will.
I await your inevitable reply (just try to leave your own comment outside of my quoted comment next time. You won't look so much like a hopeless amateur that way).
Dance, monkey, dance.
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Post by Benjamin Haines on Apr 11, 2008 10:48:26 GMT 2
And lastly, im a pro writer of horror fiction. I have three books out at the moment and im 'penning' a fourth, which is in the pipeline to be made in to a film script. Im also in the top 3% of people in my country for IQ. "And I'm also seven feet tall and I'm more built than Shaq! And I drive around a different colored Porsche for each day of the week! And I've had sex before in my life... with a woman!" |
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Apr 11, 2008 12:35:41 GMT 2
"And I saw her tits and everything!"
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Post by fuck you on Apr 11, 2008 13:41:24 GMT 2
Im far to clever to raiseI just LOVE irony, don't you? Also weird how you criticize me for replying with a large thread, (I'm sorry, but I thought we were all above the usual "FUK U" responses found on the net these days) and then leaving a tedious essay yourself. Rest assured I won't be going on any site you suggest, whether or not they'll "tear me apart" (I'm sorry, I thought that comment was very cute), especially if its full of barely literate half-wits like you. You're in the top IQ for your country?! Jesus, I can't believe you actually WROTE that. What country do you live in, exactly? Dumbfucktopia? And if you have written three horror books, and lets not forget your Hollywood blockbuster in the pipeline, and you still feel the need to come onto other free websites and shill your own free website - man, I'd have a word with your agent, guy. You know, The Fortress of Solitude is a place where intelligent people come to escape both the drudgeries of the normal world but also the non-sensical ramblings of Generation Youtube. But I must admit, it is nice to have a real life cretin in here from time to time. A sort of "poke the animal with a stick and see what happens" zoo experiment, if you will. I await your inevitable reply (just try to leave your own comment outside of my quoted comment next time. You won't look so much like a hopeless amateur that way). Dance, monkey, dance. firstly, ill quote as i please. Second, i write indie horror novels, something you know nothing about. Its a well known genre of the "mainstream" horror circle. If this forum is for "intelligent" people to converse, then its beyond me why you as a mod keeps replying to this thread. Im not winding anyone up, but some people just need a smack in the face for pure stupidity (yes, you fall in to this category). Top 3%..yes. That gives me a IQ of 150+. Ive been a SOCO ( if you know what that means), been in many bands in the past and now im venturing in to something else i enjoy. Writing. Its a shame theres far too many naive people in this world that only believe their own hype and bullshit. Im afraid you're part of this too. you cannot, and will not be any good at mind games, word games and the like. now, with all due respect....go fuck your mother. You sound like a motherfucker. Enjoy your online "wanna-be" cool and lifestyle. I guess you dont have many real life friends, just online pricks that also think they are cool too. Thats all im saying on this matter now. Adios. |
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Apr 11, 2008 15:28:44 GMT 2
Bwa-ha-ha - you called yourself "fuck you".
And you told me to go fuck my mother!
HA HA HA!
Awesome. Simply awesome. Your "books", if indeed they exist (which of course they do not) must be something else, man. Can I have a signed copy of one - preferably made from toilet paper? Cuts out the middle man, you know.
"Been in many bands in the past" simply means you've failed in every single band in the past. That's something to brag about right there. What are you - Band Jinx?
Now then, you say that The Curmudgeon "fails" at mind and word games, when you yourself have lowered yourself to resorting to beyond lame insults and, of course, calling yourself "fuck you". I mentioned earlier that this place and the (small) band of regulars are a step above Generation Youtube - quite obviously you are not.
Whatever you do in the "real world" is irrelevant on here; I could say I date supermodels and could beat up WWE wrestlers (as Benjamin pointed out) - the only true way to reflect yourself is in what you WRITE. That is the only way one can genuinely judge someone else.
And you, sir, have come across as a strop-throwing, hysterical simpleton. At first trying to be clever and funny, and then when you were soundly beaten by, and let's not beat about the bush here, someone simply BETTER at this game than you, you turned into a sniveling 12 year old boy.
I would imagine this is all you're saying on "this matter" now.
You are pathetic. I am The Curmudgeon. Join the ranks of the fallen.
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Post by Yawn on Apr 11, 2008 18:37:20 GMT 2
Bwa-ha-ha - you called yourself "fuck you". And you told me to go fuck my mother! HA HA HA! Awesome. Simply awesome. Your "books", if indeed they exist (which of course they do not) must be something else, man. Can I have a signed copy of one - preferably made from toilet paper? Cuts out the middle man, you know. "Been in many bands in the past" simply means you've failed in every single band in the past. That's something to brag about right there. What are you - Band Jinx? Now then, you say that The Curmudgeon "fails" at mind and word games, when you yourself have lowered yourself to resorting to beyond lame insults and, of course, calling yourself "fuck you". I mentioned earlier that this place and the (small) band of regulars are a step above Generation Youtube - quite obviously you are not. Whatever you do in the "real world" is irrelevant on here; I could say I date supermodels and could beat up WWE wrestlers (as Benjamin pointed out) - the only true way to reflect yourself is in what you WRITE. That is the only way one can genuinely judge someone else. And you, sir, have come across as a strop-throwing, hysterical simpleton. At first trying to be clever and funny, and then when you were soundly beaten by, and let's not beat about the bush here, someone simply BETTER at this game than you, you turned into a sniveling 12 year old boy. I would imagine this is all you're saying on "this matter" now. You are pathetic. I am The Curmudgeon. Join the ranks of the fallen. 1) Bands in the past. They were successful enough to sell a few albums. We did not want to carry on with it as some had kids etc. Three bands in all. well, the same band just different drummer. good drummers are hard to find. we kept sacking them (two of them) til we found one we could work with. 2) Generation youtube. I hate youtube. i dont use it, never will. 3) You could never get my book(s). You would have to find it in store yourself. by chance most probably. You couldn't find it in any "normal library" either. My books contain stuff library's wont stock. They are far too graphic and disturbing for the average person. Dark/black magic, cult shops. maybe you'll find one or two there. Under fiction...of course. My books are not massively well known, nor where they supposed to be. more just to earn a bit of money, which they have done. same with the band thing. just earn a bit of money to be able to pay rent and live comfortably for a while. First came the band, then the books. After one of my books (which i did lots of research in to) i spoke with forensic science (SOCO) to get the In's and outs of certain things. so, plots and other stuff were viable in the book. I got a few pointers on certain aspects of forensics. This is when i got the bug and wanted to do SOCO for real. I spent 3 years at university, learning and crafting the forensic skills. Once i worked it as a job, I was usually the first person at the scene of the crime. That was 12 years a go now. So, have i lived a fulfilling life. yes, so far. And I'm still not done. I have a film studio interested in my draft. they say if it can be used, they will help with the making of, providing cameras etc. Its a small independent film studio that helps first time film makers a chance and getting them on the first film making ladder. So, i dont just sit here online babbling about how shitty life is etc. I'm happy with the things Ive achieved. maybe your not. maybe your the high school drop out that needs online friends. and thats all they are, online friends. Now, I'm far more knowledgeable about this planet we call home than you obviously are. you seem to think your little forum is far greater than anything out there. Its not. Its 2 yrs old with only 12 members. Id give up on this forum if i were you. its going no where. I got 12 members in 6 days in the beginning, using certain advertising techniques. I only posted here for the sheer fact that you say there are no censors etc. this is what i like about a forum. i dont wanna be told i cant swear. Steeling your members...no, i wouldn't wanna do that. You cant stop anyone joining a forum if they choose to. Maybe they will get bored of this place and wonder off in time. which will happen, then your forum will be dead, no posters. Well, I'm not going to entertain you anymore. i feel Ive made myself clear about this now. you seem to need things clearing up, like its difficult to understand  I hope this forum brings you lots of members but you need to remember that if someone joins and takes offense (regardless of your tiny rules section) you could still be reported and your forum would be deleted. Yeah, we all know swearing isn't that bigga deal, but it is to some. THFCYU |
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Apr 11, 2008 20:03:33 GMT 2
Hey, no fair - you said LAST message that this was all you were going to say. You even said "adios!" And now you're back just a few short hours later.. I don't know whether to be flattered or.. what's the other word?
Ah yes - bored.
I find it funny someone replies using the name "yawn" (right after the name "fuck you" - You really are the master of "Teh Funnies." Screw the horror writing, man - you need to start writing comedy), and then writes the most boring load of waffle I've ever seen in my life.
Why the hell are you telling me about your books and your research into them? In what part of your brain did you think I would care? You only came in here to try and irritate me, and now you're telling me serious, genuine sob stories about band members with kids. What the fuck is going on in your head?
So you think I should end this forum because it's only got 12 members. Hmm.. interesting point, but the moment I take advice from Captain Bland is the day I shoot myself in the head. I actually brought up the subject of my less than impressive members list to the regular visitors of this site, and you know what? They said they preffered it that way.
You see, this forum is not for everyone. It's not supposed to be. It's main members have heard of this place through my Amazon reviews, which are aimed primarily to piss people off - so the percentage that share my views and get the joke are going to be small. I don't advertise anywhere (I certainly don't pop up on random boards with toe-curlingly lame "hell-o" messages like you - that's a sure fire way to kill off any potential credibility, by the way).
So yes, I would certainly welcome anyone who came onto this site, but I'm not going to lose my hair over the fact I have a handful of members. Because they are DEDICATED members - and not just that, I firmly believe they are a step above your everyday internet idiot. Funny, smart, passionate - a pleasure to talk to on the net.
No, they're not "real" friends, but then this isn't "real" life. Real life is spent with my wife and "real" friends, but when I come in here I know the people who will be here with me. THAT's why I come in here, safe in the knowledge that the people I DO choose to be pleasant to (it's a small minority, trust me) are going to be better than, well, people like YOU. You say you got 12 members in 6 days? Big whoop - I bet they're all "OMG Texas Chainsaw Masscrrrre is da best horra film eva lol xxx " morons. Less, in The Fortress of Solitude's sake, is ALWAYS more.
Now, I imagine you will, of course, be back, itching in your seat to see if that nasty Curmudgeon has replied. Or maybe you're writing your new horrorjssssss. Sorry, that subject is so boring I fell asleep on my keyboard.
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