Happy New Year 2009!

InvisibleWolfMan The Monster That Breathing Men Would Kill How can you kill what you can't see? Posts: 550	Happy New Year 2009! Jan 1, 2009 0:15:00 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by InvisibleWolfMan on Jan 1, 2009 0:15:00 GMT 2 Read it and weep, suckas! I'm hours ahead of you! ;D
	Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

trashcanman King of the Monsters "Fire is the devil's only friend" Posts: 6,022	Happy New Year 2009! Jan 1, 2009 21:30:52 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trashcanman on Jan 1, 2009 21:30:52 GMT 2 What's it like in the future? Are there flying cars yet? We were promised flying cars. Why does the site say it's my birthday? Must be Frosty the Snowman running this place now. HAPPY NEW YEAR, asshole! Not Happy Birthday!

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Happy New Year 2009! Jan 2, 2009 19:17:55 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Jan 2, 2009 19:17:55 GMT 2

Who the hell sat and thought; "do you know what the world needs? A picture of Woody Woodpecker hung over from Jack Daniels. I´m going to get cracking."

Imagine if we actually DID have flying cars? Can you imagine the carngage? It´s bad enough that you can get hit by some drink driving dick while crossing the road, but to have a FLYING CAR zooming towards you..

I think I often think of things too much. Like, can you imagine if it actually DID rain men? Or if such a fearsome, unstoppable creature as Jabberjaws, a WALKING FUCKING GREAT WHITE SHARK, actually existed? All the Three Stooges impersonations in the world wouldn´t stop that being the most frightening thing of all time.

Yeah, I think I´ve had too much sun.

Don't abuse children, or else they turn out like me.

Ben: This most recent "shout" is confusing the hell out of me. Is the user name "lol" with a space, and then the first colon signifies the comment is "): lol w/emoticon?" OR is the user name "lol

" and the comment is just "lol w/emoticon?" I'M SO CONFUSED!!!! May 9, 2013 20:19:25 GMT 2

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trashcanman: "Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake." Apr 25, 2014 19:16:51 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Jan 2, 2009 19:17:55 GMT 2

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