Looking for a birthday present for a kid?

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Looking for a birthday present for a kid? Mar 22, 2009 2:27:41 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Mar 22, 2009 2:27:41 GMT 2

We really are spoiled for choice for decent presents for kids these days. The toys are awesome, there's tonnes of super hero stuff, Harry Potter stuff, WWE stuff.. the world is your oyster.

So who, then, in their right fucking minds, would buy THIS?

Seriously. Who designed that? Who thought, "yeah, put the bit where you put your mouth right on his cock?"

I pity the poor kid who gets this..

Don't abuse children, or else they turn out like me.

trashcanman King of the Monsters "Fire is the devil's only friend" Posts: 6,022	Looking for a birthday present for a kid? Mar 23, 2009 1:26:51 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trashcanman on Mar 23, 2009 1:26:51 GMT 2

Ben The Monster That Breathing Men Would Kill Posts: 673	Looking for a birthday present for a kid? Apr 1, 2009 7:24:06 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ben on Apr 1, 2009 7:24:06 GMT 2 That's got lawsuit written all over it. You just know some parent is going to get offended after their kid has played with it for the thousandth time and start creating hell for the manufacturer.
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The Curmudgeon Moderator Irresponsible Hate Monger Everyone Will Suffer Now. Posts: 6,336	Looking for a birthday present for a kid? Apr 1, 2009 19:52:27 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Curmudgeon on Apr 1, 2009 19:52:27 GMT 2 Either that or the kid starts trying to, er, blow up his friends that way.
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Mar 22, 2009 2:27:41 GMT 2

Post by trashcanman on Mar 23, 2009 1:26:51 GMT 2

Post by Ben on Apr 1, 2009 7:24:06 GMT 2

Post by The Curmudgeon on Apr 1, 2009 19:52:27 GMT 2

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