marcus
Little Goody Two-Shoes
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Post by marcus on Mar 29, 2009 21:38:37 GMT 2
You're a prick, Curmudgeon. An arrogant egomaniac that cant accept he's in teh wrong, can't accept that his selfish, attention seeking views and comments not only hurt and upset innocent people, but also children. Yeah, let's make jokes about 9/11 and 7/7 and child molesters - who cares if a five year old reads it, yeah? Just as long as my little "fan base" can grow.
You're a pathetic child. And worse than that, when your obvious flaws are pointed out, you refuse to think about the consequences of your actions. And your little fanclub back you up every step of the way!!
The invisible man even tried to make me join this place! That's how fucked up things are in here. I bet you laughed your ass off at that.
Well the laughter will stop. You go out of your way to get attention, Curmudgeon - you've got mine. And soon you'll be sorry you did.
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Post by Benjamin Haines on Mar 29, 2009 22:04:12 GMT 2
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Post by trashcanman on Mar 30, 2009 4:52:27 GMT 2
Shoot, I was taking you a little seriously before, but now you've gone and spoiled it and we all know you're just joking now. Way to go over the top. And you've actually already joined this place, technically. I'm not familiar with 7/7; wanna clue me in somebody? And what exactly are the consequences of The Curmudgeon's actions exactly? And if him upsetting other people is such a travesty, aren't you running the risk of doing the same thing by coming here and trying to upset us? No, no, no; none of this adds up. I'm on to you. Right down to the way you mock our host's amusing faux-supervillain mannerisms and then end your post with something right out of Saturday morning cartoons like "the laughter will stop. You go out of your way to get attention, Curmudgeon - you've got mine. And soon you'll be sorry you did." [shakes fist menacingly] Next time throw in a "and I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you kids!", and don't forget to pull your pinky up to the corner of your mouth. Looking forward to it.  Oh, and son of a bitch that was awesome ownage, Haines. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to vomit for about half an hour and then put out both of my eyes. Is it possible to open up my cranium and use steel wool to erase the memories from the part of my brain that remembers seeing that without turning out like Marcus here? |
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Mar 30, 2009 8:24:10 GMT 2
OK, this is now officially my favourite thread ever. You really did interest us for a few moments there, Marcus. OK, you were boring as all hell, but you did seem to have a genuine purpose. But now? Tell him how it is, Mr Ed..  Exactly. Do me a favour and re-read your message here. Is it supposed to sound ominous? Threatening? Sinister? Well, it's not. It's hilarious. Do you honestly think you're the first idiot to "threaten" me online? What are you going to do, Marcus? Get a plane to Latveria and kill me? Or are you going to continue to post your inane, toothless rants about how evil I am and how I'm the disease and you're the cure? I really hope so. Monday mornings can be a bitch, and you really cheered me up. |
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Post by InvisibleWolfMan on Mar 30, 2009 12:24:39 GMT 2
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Mar 31, 2009 0:10:29 GMT 2
Great minds think alike once again, Wolfy - I had actually thought this was a practical joke after his first few messages. I mean, surely someone fairly intelligent couldn't get SO worked up by my Amazon reviews?
But so far, so real. It's a fairly humourless "joke" if it is one, and to be honest I don't really know anyone that well on the net who would bother. In fact, to be honest, I had orginally thought it was one of you lot...
But hey.. time will tell. For the moment, I'm happy enough to write him off as another idiot trying to take me on..
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Post by Ben on Apr 1, 2009 3:48:09 GMT 2
Online threats are just so... pathetic.
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