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Post by hackersanonymous on Apr 20, 2009 0:50:31 GMT 2
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Apr 20, 2009 13:48:57 GMT 2
Oh for fuck's sake. (Is that a typically British expression? I can't recall ever hearing it in American TV) They're fucking GORILLAS. Even if the woman didn't make "eye contact" with it, who's to say it wouldn't have attacked her anyway? Maybe his head hurt? Maybe his food tasted bad? Maybe he wanted to throw shit at her and couldn't find it? Who knows? They're ANIMALS. What about the billion other people that have walked past it and never been attacked? Saying that, those glasses could help me when I finally get to meet my number one dream girl, Helen Flanagan (she's from a UK soap, and to die for). No "hey, I'm up HERE" style accusations then. Could YOU honestly keep your eyes away from them..?  That's it. I'm buying those glasses today. For, er, potential gorilla safety, of course. |
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Post by trashcanman on Apr 20, 2009 19:11:25 GMT 2
Any excuse to post pics of scantily clad beauties is a good one. In the jungles,there are these masks that people wear on the back of their heads to keep tigers from sneaking up on them. Generally speaking, shouldn't the zoo just take steps to ensure that the gorillas can't get out of their enclosures and rip people limb-from-limb? Just a thought.
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Apr 20, 2009 19:15:59 GMT 2
Believe it or not, I actually had to convince a group of girls that said scantily clad beauty was attractive. That's chick logic for you.
I didn't know that about the tigers though. Wouldn't they just jump on you if you were looking at them anyway?
And yeah, surely keeping the gorilla AWAY from the public should be the first thing these brain surgeons should have thought of? We're wasted here, Trashy.
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Post by trashcanman on Apr 23, 2009 10:56:19 GMT 2
A tiger got out of his enclosure at the SF Zoo and killed some drunk asshole who was taunting it. It had never happened before, a tiger escaping. All things are possible through douchebaggery. The funny part is his friends ran to the food stand screaming and nobody believed them until the fucking kitty came for them too. Ignored the rest of the tourists and went straight for the dicks. And that is why cats are better then dogs. I was actually at that zoo checking that tiger out about a month before it happened. Freaky.
BTW, stealth predators in general will instinctively lay low and wait until the prey is facing away before making their move. If nothing else, the mask'll give you a 50/50 chance of seeing and shooting the tiger before it gets you if it guesses wrong about which face is real.
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