Wolverine: The Musical!

[The Curmudgeon]

Just before the movie itself, thought you might like an, ahem, taster of the "movie."



And did I download the mp3? You betcha.

[trashcanman]

I once saw a show on cable about a group at Comic-Con that put together a full musical version of X3. It was amazingly awful (in a good way), but I can't find it anywhere. Imagine the "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" line turned into an entire song including chorus girls who say "he's the Juggernaut, bitch" whenever he says the line. I know: awesome.

[The Curmudgeon]

Wow, I'm going to have to see that. Would probably make more sense than the film.

I've only seen it once, but was it ever actually explained who or what Juggernaut was in the film? Like, if he's a mutant (and that stupid "no powers room" thing would suggest he was) - why did he have a metal suit on in the first place? Surely being a MUTANT would mean you wouldn't need one?

[trashcanman]

Don't apply logic to X3, you'll only hurt yourself. Why a terrorist like Magneto gets stabbed with 100 cure needles and Jean Grey gets a gut full of adamantium is a WTF for the ages.

Here's some Ratner for ya to explain why X3 is the way it is:





Questions answered?

[The Curmudgeon]

Trashy.. where DO you find these awesome vids?

It says something when a film is SO bad, fucks up SO much that people actually make parody videos of it. Damn.

[trashcanman]

There's actually a cable network called G4 that plays stuff like that and has video game and comic book news and all kinds of cool stuff. A lot of those vids come from that channel. That's also where I saw the X3 musical.