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The Curmudgeon
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Britney Spears + Crazy Fan = Hilarity. May 6, 2009 0:30:05 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on May 6, 2009 0:30:05 GMT 2

I wonder if the fan who got up for a "dance" with Britney at one of her live shows thought when he realised that his actions would make news the world over. Ahh, I'm glad it did.

Check out the video of it here. Man, Britney fucking SHITS herself when she sees the guy, and for anyone that tried to defend Britney miming saying she sings over the backing track - it's painfully obvious her mic isn't even SWITCHED ON.

Note: cut to 2:15.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLGy2F4cEMk&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fsocialitelife.celebuzz.com%2Farchive%2F2009%2F05%2F04%2Fbritney_spears_fan_kyle_king_rushes_stage_at_mohegan_concert.php&feature=player_embedded

It's no secret that The Curmudgeon is an unabashed Britney fan. The music? Love it. The person? Seems nice enough, certainly more likeable than "divas" like Mariah. The looks? Just.. mouthwatering. But a live show where she barely dances and doesn't actually sing once? Not in a million years.

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Britney Spears + Crazy Fan = Hilarity. May 6, 2009 11:06:05 GMT 2

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Post by trashcanman on May 6, 2009 11:06:05 GMT 2

Christ, that girl is dumb. She was that shocked to see another human being on a stage crowded with people at a fucking concert? Have you seen the vid of her with a tampon hanging out of her panties? Classic Britney. I hope your real-life honey is brighter than your dreamgirl, C. At this point, Spears would have to settle for a pity lay from me.

Last Edit: May 7, 2009 2:38:04 GMT 2 by The Curmudgeon

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Britney Spears + Crazy Fan = Hilarity. May 7, 2009 2:40:01 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on May 7, 2009 2:40:01 GMT 2

May 6, 2009 11:06:05 GMT 2 trashcanman said:

At this point, Spears would have to settle for a pity lay from me.

Quote of the month so far. And no, I haven't seen her with the tampon, but oddly, I'd like to. Have you seen the vid of her sitting at a table stoned out of her fucking mind talking to K-Fed? Hilarious.

And yeah, Mrs C is waaaay smarter than Brits, but oddly, she loves her to bits too. Go figure.

(By the way, if you're wondering why your last post is "edited" by me (something I obviously would never do), it's cos I selected "modify" instead of "quote." Hey, it's late.

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Britney Spears + Crazy Fan = Hilarity. May 7, 2009 8:46:52 GMT 2

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Post by trashcanman on May 7, 2009 8:46:52 GMT 2

I figured your lady was a bright one. I imagine stupid chicks wouldn't much appreciate your humor. Or even know that is was humor. I haven't seen that vid. My retard news sources have failed me. Here's the world's best tampon commercial:

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Britney Spears + Crazy Fan = Hilarity.

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