Animals 1, Humans 0.

[The Curmudgeon]

I wasn't actually sure where to put this, but I figured here would do. Basically, it's some v. graphic videos of stupid humans getting attacked by pissed off animals. I would give some "if you're the squeamish or sensitive type" advice here, but then I doubt any Dwellers here would fit that category.

It's funny, but I remember there was a series of vids about a year ago posted by... someone, can't remember, that had animals attacking and eating other animals and I couldn't watch it. But animals attacking humans? Bring it.

Anyway, check out this prick and his snake. Deserved everything he fucking got and more.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4UNEpBI4n0&feature=PlayList&p=C29EE2F9FDFECEB0&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2

Then check out this brain surgeon who goes around kissing SHARKS. Guess what happens?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgGApgrZGzA&feature=PlayList&p=7nhsNA_PUww

And last but not least, a crocodile death roll! (Whoever came up with that name deserves an award)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhHHVsAnI4&feature=related

Moral of the story - don't fuck with animals that can kill you in a heartbeat.

[trashcanman]

I love those shows. I never get sick of them. This is insane because I was about to post this in "Time Wasters", but here is more appropriate. Fear the monkeys!



I would have laughed even harder then the cameraman if I'd been there.

[The Curmudgeon]

I would've been on the FLOOR laughing at that. I just wish they hadn't let her out, I think she would have went mad with fear. Those monkeys either really liked her or really hated her.

[Benjamin Haines]

Jesus Christ, what the hell did that shark-kissing guy expect to happen?

May 13, 2009 19:50:50 GMT 2 The Curmudgeon said:

It's funny, but I remember there was a series of vids about a year ago posted by... someone, can't remember, that had animals attacking and eating other animals and I couldn't watch it.

Just two months.

[The Curmudgeon]

No, seriously, it was only two months ago? Fuck, that seems like so long ago. Time flies, I guess.

[Ben]

This sounds like my kind of thread.

Here's one of a tiger attacking a man on an elephant.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jojNzvtP6LY

This idiot enters the polar bear exhibit at the Berlin Zoo during feeding time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n61G3UA67XM

And my favorite, the man who pokes an angry leopard with a stick.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmc4MLYh9RQ

[trashcanman]

Awesome, Ben. Just awesome. Here's some more goodness I meant to post earlier.

Cute, fuzzy panda mugs a dude for his jacket.



An even more brutal polar bear attack at a zoo. Don't fuck with Binky:



And now it's sharky time!
Bull shark attacks guy giving speech about how sharks aren't dangerous.



Great white uses lady's leg as a chew toy while worst cameraman ever looks on.

[Ben]

The panda video was damn funny, and the other three were completely brutal, Trashcanman! I'm not sure what's worse, being attacked by a bigass shark or a bigass bear.

Here's another one I found. A lion turns the tables on some hunters.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CNgwZgoKFc&NR=1

[The Curmudgeon]

The tiger ones are brutal. Imagine that charging towards you - Elephant or not, I bet that guy needed fresh underwear after that. And how FAST was the tiger getting round the truck into the window? Holy shit.

And I hope the lion tore that hunters fucking balls off.

[The Curmudgeon]

A late entry for this one..



Stick a fork in 'im, he's DONE!