The "True Romance" conversation..

[The Curmudgeon]

I would be amazed if any regular Dweller hasn't seen True Romance, but for those that haven't, there's a conversation between Christian Slater and a girl in a bar at the start of the movie where he says, basically, that if he HAD to fuck a guy - it would be Elvis Presley.

Yes, this is where I'm going with this.

So, here we go - all you macho, straight guys out there.. if you HAD to with a guy, HAD to, life depended on it, all that (I've had this conversation with some guys before, and it's hilarious how uptight and knee-jerk reactionary they get about it, "I'd rather die" etc etc). Who would you pick?

Seeing as I started this fairly icky topic, I'll start. It would be down to two guys. One is the no-brainer - this guy.



My reasons? Well, hero worship and all that, but he's short, slim and he wears make-up and high-heels, so it would certainly make things easier.

The next? Well, say Prince is, er, unavailable or something, my next pick would be a wrestler. And oddly enough, it's not Macho Man Randy Savage. Jesus, can you imagine that? No, it'd have to be, swoon, super buff John Morrison



He's (obviously) based on Jim Morrison, he has a slo-mo entrance that blows his hair AND his finishing move is called the "Moonlit Drive", a play on a Doors song. And, like a guy on a wrestling board I go on says, "we'd ALL go gay for John Morrison."

Ahem, anyway, cough BritneyRihannaDivasPlayboyboobs - OK, I'm straight again. Your turn.

[trashcanman]

Holy hell. A chorus of "Big Balls" for you, my friend. Not one, but TWO dudes and nobody even asked. You want to take it to browntown BAD! I don't even know what makes a man attractive. If I had to have sex with a man, it'd be Eva Robbins.



Seriously. That's a man, baby! A man so hot, I still thought he was sexy after a lengthy nude scene in Argento's "Tenebre". Crying Game time, fellas.


What? Transgender doesn't count? Fuck you too, then. Now you've got me thinking about dudes. Thanks for the nausea. Mmmm... what the hell, Quentin Tarantino. Maybe he'd put me in one of his movies and let me scalp nazis or get chopped up with a samurai sword or something cool like that.

But allow me to reaffirm something for a minute:

[The Curmudgeon]

I actually looked up Eva Robins after you posted that, cos I'd never heard of.. her? Him? Them? Damn, she really IS transgender. Wow. I change my original decision.

[mackshere]

Haven't you guys ever been in the shower with a bunch of men and gotten a little excited? You know what I'm talkin' bout! You know, you see the soap slowly sliding down the crack of some dudes ass? C'mon! No?
Oh, I was just joking! I was fooloin y'all! Whoo boy....er, anyway...what was the question? If I had to fuck a dude....fuck....what's the first dude that pops in my head....uhhh I guess that Nickelback lead singer because he needs some real inspiration for his songs. Plus he's fugly as hell.
Although I'd hate to get drunk and wake up the next morning next to Eva. Although I'd be tempted for another round before I left (cough!)

[trashcanman]

Fun fact: Eva Robbins was a Bond girl.