mackshere
All Messed Up
like a virgin
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Post by mackshere on Jun 22, 2009 12:13:42 GMT 2
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Post by pauless on Jun 22, 2009 15:03:38 GMT 2
I'm voting ENG because I don't like filth.
This fella's cool whoever he is: many a true word spoken in jest.
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mackshere
All Messed Up
like a virgin
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Post by mackshere on Jun 22, 2009 18:05:50 GMT 2
Ahh yes, but this filth is in total jest. Making a complete mockery of mindless male chauvinistic morons with little else on their minds than the vag.
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Post by trashcanman on Jun 22, 2009 19:25:15 GMT 2
"My parents are really nice people, muthafucka!" I'm going with ENG as well because that other song strikes me as insincere. However, it did sum up my feelings on the subject of vagina quite well.
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mackshere
All Messed Up
like a virgin
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Post by mackshere on Jun 23, 2009 1:17:59 GMT 2
Insincere? Its a joke dude. Do not be afraid of the vagina.
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Post by trashcanman on Jun 23, 2009 6:59:59 GMT 2
A joke? Really? Well I suppose that would make my observation joke as well then, wouldn't it?
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mackshere
All Messed Up
like a virgin
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Post by mackshere on Jun 23, 2009 16:35:45 GMT 2
sorry, not sure why I get nervous around dudes that dont love the vagina...
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Post by trashcanman on Jun 23, 2009 19:13:06 GMT 2
And what dude would that be?
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mackshere
All Messed Up
like a virgin
Posts: 129
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Post by mackshere on Jun 24, 2009 10:17:44 GMT 2
That'd be you dude. You are the Helen Keller of anal sex.
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Jun 24, 2009 15:45:53 GMT 2
Hmmmmm - tough call, do we go with the parody of macho rap culture, or the absolute opposite of macho rap culture? Gotta go with Vagina Rap, in that it actually made me "lol" a couple of times. This guys pretty funny - good find, Mackshere. I gotta ask by the way, is it Mack Shere or Macks here? Anyway, this guy's pretty cool. And his merchandise is must buy; www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU&feature=channelAnd, like, did this guy read my mind before writing this song or what? www.youtube.com/watch?v=40BGjcmf2lc&feature=channel |
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Post by trashcanman on Jun 25, 2009 2:56:01 GMT 2
So I can't see or hear anal sex? Damn it, Mackshere, you'd best start making some sense! I am the motherfucking Clit Commander! I'm like the nerdy Shaft, bitches bow to my craft. And if you didn't know, then bitched think you daft. Dropping science like I was Einstein, fuck Dianne Feinstein, and you know I'll be up in it if it looks fine. Yo mama calls me pimp, but you's a gimp. Talking shit like you be knowing when you nothing but a simp. Just ask yo mama and yo sista who be their mista and they'll tell you trashcanman gets mad results like altavista.
So yeah, vaginas good: sphincters bad.
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mackshere
All Messed Up
like a virgin
Posts: 129
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Post by mackshere on Jun 25, 2009 17:22:36 GMT 2
Trashy, actually listen to the Vagina song, you'll get that Helen Keller comment.
Just for trashy, I had to write a song
He's a dude that loves the shlong
Nothing wrong with that, per se
I'm not going to bash the gay
yes you do like to drool
over dudes like Deadpool
Dracula gives you a boner
dudes in tights turn you into a moaner
maybe you're from Carolina
because you're sporting a man-gina
That's okay if you go backdoor
I guess be proud to be a manwhore
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Jun 25, 2009 17:49:50 GMT 2
If someone had told me last week there would be a battle rap going on in the Fortress, I'd have said they were mad. And yet here it is. Can I be the idiot in the crowd that goes "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" at everything?
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Post by trashcanman on Jun 26, 2009 1:14:39 GMT 2
Yeah, I pretty much lost that one as soon as I rhymed Einstein with Feinstein.. I knew I'd heard that Helen Keller remark somewhere, but I done forgot. And in the same thread too. DOH!
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mackshere
All Messed Up
like a virgin
Posts: 129
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Post by mackshere on Jun 27, 2009 10:05:48 GMT 2
Hey Curm, I gotta order me one of those beards and a trenchcoat. Plus hell yeah on the runnin all up in B.S.
Mackshere is a nickname I picked up in my playa days. (My last name is Blackshere)
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