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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's.... Aug 19, 2009 18:15:50 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Aug 19, 2009 18:15:50 GMT 2

Oh fuck. It's Bibleman.

First brought to my attention by Charlie Brooker ("Bibleman: His only weakness is logic"), Bibleman is a Christian TV superhero who battles villains and quotes scripture at the same time. You might think it sounds bad, but you really have no idea HOW bad it is until you see it.

Even the fucking Simpson's couldn't make this shit up.

Don't abuse children, or else they turn out like me.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's.... Aug 19, 2009 21:53:42 GMT 2

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Post by trashcanman on Aug 19, 2009 21:53:42 GMT 2

You have no idea how close I've come to busting out with a Bibleman thread in the past. But it would have been too long. There's just too much insanity to choose from. If you think the hero is killer, check out the villains.

Shaka-laka-ding!

Last Edit: Aug 19, 2009 21:54:34 GMT 2 by trashcanman

The Curmudgeon Moderator Irresponsible Hate Monger Everyone Will Suffer Now. Posts: 6,336	Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's.... Aug 24, 2009 13:40:31 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Curmudgeon on Aug 24, 2009 13:40:31 GMT 2 Hmmmm. Is it me, or is this a riff on the Prince Batdance song?
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Aug 24, 2009 13:40:31 GMT 2

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