When you are a little bit too into your cat...

[trashcanman]

Cats are sweet and all, but holy shit these kind of people are disturbed.

[mackshere]

Meeeoowouch. Check the freezer for severed heads. Even my wife asked if this was A SNL skit. I wonder if this woman has any human type friends. My neighbor lady always walks her dog and speaks to you through her pet--"Cory says hello" or "Cory thinks it's a beautiful day". Nice lady, but a little too wrapped up in her pet.

[trashcanman]

My sister-in-law is a shih-tzu freak and she used to refer to my son as her dog's cousin. He wasn't her nephew, he was "Rocco's cousin". He'd also call him a baby shih-tzu and opened up his baby shower presents early so her dog could play with them first. No joke. She didn't even deny it when the guests noticed the gifts had teethmarks on them. That shit drove me nuts.

[The Curmudgeon]

"Left handers use left. Right handers try using your left or vice versa, or try using both hands."

Riiiiiiiiight. Any hand, then?

Damn it, why do most people who are into cats have to be fucking creepy? I actually face-palmed when she started singing to it. And cat drool may be an expression of pleasure, but fuck its disgusting. One of my cats lies on my chest and drools, and I either have to hold the bed cover over my face to stop it dropping into my mouth, or risk him shaking his head and sending it flying everywhere like a lawn sprinkler.

Cute cat, though, and it obviously loved the crazy bitch.