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Post by The Curmudgeon on Aug 22, 2009 0:13:34 GMT 2
Oh, but I LIKE this. A few months ago, for shits and giggles, The Curmudgeon posted a fake piece of news about talentless X Factor reject Eoghan Quigg on Wikipedia, hoping the gullible idiot fans would believe it. This is what was written; As announced on Pop Justice.com, Quigg will host an updated version of the classic TV series Jim'll Fix It, re-named Quigg'll Fix It. The series will begin filming in October for Sky 1.Pop Justice, of course, made no such announcement. In fact, I chose Pop Justice as the breakers of such news because the editor of that site called Eoghan Quigg's album "the worst album in the history of recorded sound". Anyway, I sat and waited for the bait to be taken. And boy has it been taken. And I'm not even going to mention the salivating cretins on Eoghan's website. Check this shit out. watchwithmothers.net/2009/08/20/newsgush-quiggll-fix-it-eoghan-quigg-to-fill-jimmy-savilles-shoes/www.mirror.co.uk/tv-entertainment/x-factor/2009/08/20/where-are-they-now-what-happened-to-the-57-x-factor-finalists-115875-21609052/(That would be a national tabloid newspaper, then) tv.sky.com/x-factor-where-are-they-now-2(And that would be the fucking CHANNEL the show is supposed to be shown on!) And, because I couldn't resist it, I thought I'd break the news myself (in full retard mode) on Eoghan's website.. www.eoghanquiggmusic.com/forums/viewthread/47354/Insert wicked cackle here, and if you ever needed a reminder not to believe everything you read in the news, this is it.. |
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Post by trashcanman on Aug 22, 2009 5:59:48 GMT 2
I hope you're proud of yourself. You've subjugated the hearts and minds of fans everywhere with your mocking lies and exposed the respectable media as a bunch of slavering morons who couldn't do a simple fact check to save their life. Pe0ple could be hurt and lose their jobs over your contemptuous dishonesty, you bastard.  Man, every time I see those ridiculous sigs on one of those message boards you post on, I seriously want to harm those people. I almost get the feeling they are all there for the same reason you are. nobody is that below retarded, are they? |
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Post by hackersanonymous on Aug 22, 2009 10:19:00 GMT 2
Outstanding!
I'm grabbing them as pics for posterity, in case any parties twig they have been suckered!
Toodles!
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Post by mackshere on Aug 22, 2009 12:00:09 GMT 2
OMG! You are one twisted fuck! : )
LOL!
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Post by InvisibleWolfMan on Aug 22, 2009 20:06:49 GMT 2
 Rock on with your bad self!  |
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Aug 24, 2009 14:20:08 GMT 2
I'm getting ready to drop the big "reveal" soon, but check out some of the comments on another thread from this board of mental midgets. Here's the story; on last year's X Factor Eoghan Quigg became "involved" (read: tedious invented romance to add a storyline to the show) with another singer, the (admittedly smokin') Diana Vickers;  Anyway, she got voted off and halfway through her final song Eoghan came running out onto the stage in floods of tears. So, a few weeks ago Diana was doing some live show, and she said she was going to sing her final song from the X Factor. "There'll be no little boy running on stage this time." Innocent enough comment, yeah? Wait till you read the comments about it here. If you haven't killed yourself after reading some of the barely legible "OMG seh iz a bithc!1!" messages, you'll probably be laughing at the hysterical, venomous cretins or shaking your head at the depressing knowledge that these creatures actually exist. You know, I call myself the Irresponsible Hate Monger, but I've got nothing on the bile and spitting hatred put out by these knuckle-dragging half-breeds. www.eoghanquiggmusic.com/forums/viewthread/46304/ |
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Post by InvisibleWolfMan on Aug 24, 2009 19:49:57 GMT 2
I'm sure this is the song they'll all be singing once you pull back the curtains...
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Post by trashcanman on Aug 24, 2009 23:39:14 GMT 2
This is fucking terrifying:  Christ, how do you read this shite? If that dude isn't a little boy then I don't know what the fuck is. That is the most inane thread I've ever attempted to wade into and I physically couldn't bring my finger to click the button for the next page. These bitches are sick and worse then sad. Aren't British people supposed to be sophisticated or something? |
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Post by Ben on Aug 26, 2009 18:26:16 GMT 2
That's an impressive piece of work, Curmudgeon.  |
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Aug 27, 2009 12:34:46 GMT 2
Wow. That looks exactly like my cat. Have you been hanging around my garden, Ben? Anyway, with the news that the Quigg'll Fix It rumours appeared in tabloid moron magnet magazine Heat last week, I decided to up the ante a little before letting the cat out of the bag, with the news that the show has now been advertised on television, because I just KNOW these suckers will watch the channel 24/7 hoping to catch it. www.eoghanquiggmusic.com/forums/viewthread/48502/And some dick has attempted to steal MY joke. Check this entry on Wikipeida. On August 27th 2009, as announced on Pop Justice.com, Eoghan will front a new show on Dave called Eoghanly The Lonely, which will be a remake of classic TV show Blind Date, for the Twitter generation.Oh, and here's some more inane gushing about the show, with idiots asking how to write in and request for Quigg to "fix" them. I would think a labotomy would be the ideal first step. www.eoghanquiggmusic.com/forums/viewthread/48295/P0/This really is the gift that keeps on giving. |
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Post by trashcanman on Aug 27, 2009 19:17:18 GMT 2
"Omgg !  Ahhhhhh ! Did It Sayy When Its Gunna Start ??.. Omg Im Gunna Put Sky 1 On All Day Untill I See The Ad ! Ahhh =D GO EOGHANNN Alsoo Did It Sayy How Youu Writee In So That Quigg Can Fix Itt ? I Really Wanna Do It ! Pleasee Tell Me If anyonee Knows ! Cheers x =D " Even if I tried, I could never, ever type up something that retarded. I suppose I'm just jealous that there is absolutely nothing in the world important enough to me to make me act that impossibly stupid. Even if Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, Rihanna, and Salma Hayek publicly begged me to allow them to be my personal harem of love slaves I wouldn't be that pathetically drooling about it. I take that back, my keyboard's all wet now. |
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Aug 28, 2009 16:09:31 GMT 2
........................................ mine too.
I've decided to end their misery tomorrow, but in the meantime I've got them sending their details off to an address of Sky TV so they can appear on the show. Oh, and that address is to cancel their SKY tv subscription. Whoops.
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Aug 29, 2009 9:02:30 GMT 2
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Post by hellobob123 on Aug 29, 2009 13:48:26 GMT 2
lmfao. okay, seriously... do you honestly have nothing better to do with your life than sit and make up random shit to 'amuse yourself?' and then you have the audacity to sit there and call everyone on that forum 'sad' for even going on that website. Oh please. Before you start calling anyone on that website 'sad' take a look in the mirror, you took the time and effort to go onto wikipedia to 'create' a load of shit, make an account on Eoghan's forum to say about the tv show, then finding an address for people to write into to 'be in the audience' of the show, and then telling everyone it was made up. To me, what you've done is more sad than anything anyone on that forum has ever done and ever will do. I'm not bothered about the fact that it was a load of bullshit about the tv show, 'cos tbh i don't think he'd have done anything like that anyway, so before you start saying to me 'you're only bothered about it 'cos he's not doing the show' seriously, i'm not bothered by any of that bullshit. What bothers me, is the fact you're going round judging people and calling friends of mine 'sad' and even taking the piss out of one of my closest friends sigs on there. You don't know anybody on there so you don't have the right to judge them, ever heard of the saying 'don't judge a book by it's cover'? That's exactly what you've done. You've gone on the forum and painted everyone with the same brush. But surely, because you've made an account on there, you're painted with the same brush, so you're calling yourself sad? Oh right, well, at least you understand the fact that you're sad, mate.  Oh, and before I go, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you the person that created an account a while ago that got banned because of things you were saying? I thought so. Seriously, you must have some obsession with Eoghan Quigg or his fans, you continue to create accounts on his forum, even though you think it's 'sad' to be on there, you take the time and energy to create bullshit about someone you don't like. lmfao, oh please, you need a reality check. |
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Aug 29, 2009 13:52:44 GMT 2
Riiiiight, thanks for that. I sort of skipped to the end, hope you don't mind.
And, uh, you don't actually have to join to post messages in this bit, you did know that, right? That's what the little "reply" icons are for.
But that's cool, just another number added to the chosen flock. I think it'll take a bit longer to save YOUR soul, but I'm up for a challenge.
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Ahhhhhh ! Did It Sayy When Its Gunna Start ??.. Omg Im Gunna Put Sky 1 On All Day Untill I See The Ad ! 
