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Post by hellobob123 on Aug 29, 2009 13:54:12 GMT 2
LOL, ah well, another member - so what, who cares?
Oh right, and my soul needs saving because..?
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Aug 29, 2009 14:12:23 GMT 2
Is this going to be some kind of double conversation where we say exactly the same things? Cos last time I mentioned that your signature says "Eoghan is my life" and I suggested a quick bottle of bleach and sleeping pills to solve that and, well, you got a little bit upset.
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Post by InvisibleWolfMan on Aug 29, 2009 15:47:50 GMT 2
Look here, hellobob123...
First and foremost I have to say that this isn't as cruel as The Curmudgeon makes it seem. Although he's branded everyone there at Eoghan's website "scum" that would also make the people at Sky for having the lack of brain cells to call up someone in the TV production side to check the facts before RUNNING such a tall tale. Come on, NO ONE in Eoghan's camp even protested to say this wasn't happening because rumors, good or bad, sell product. And let's face it, Eoghan's not gonna be remembered as this century's Frank Sinatra...I don't care how many singers and bands are wiped out in some bizarre plague. Right now he makes teeny-poopers (yeah, I WROTE THAT RIGHT) and pedos spend necessarily large amounts o'cash just because right now when he's headed towards age 19 he still looks like a 10 year old. Hell, he looks like me in my third grade picture so that makes him seem more like 8-9 years old to me. It's disturbing.
Secondly, who believes EVERYTHING they read on the net? That's what made the idiots at Sky news write up the misinformation posted at wikipedia. Had the person used 2 more braincells and called up the bigwigs in the TV division, they would've dispelled it as a rumor. They ran with it...to SELL shit.
So basically, all Eoghan's face got screwed into believe this because people want to sell, sell, sell, sell, sell during a time when the people they are selling to need to save, save, save, save, save.
Thirdly, don't look for much sympathy from The Curmudgeon. He pulled an April Fool's joke that involved shutting down this very forum. He's the "Andy Kaufman" of our little home here, always going for the hard laughs by doing the most unexpected thing that has so much planning involved. Either you'll laugh or you won't. But I'm sure you'll agree with Monty Python:
And fourthly, "saving your soul" is more or less getting you to move out of the box where the marketers of turds like BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT and other worthless reality "buzz" programs that dupe people into believing to spend their hard earned cash on half-baked shite and into a realm where you can decide for yourself what's good and what's not. Hell, it can still include Eoghan for all we really care. The Curmudgon likes Miley Cyrus so it's not like he's completely immune. We just want others to realize that there's more out there than what Sky is selling you because there are GREAT artists bustin' their asses in club, pubs, bars and tour circuits that you probably haven't even heard of because all someone else cares about is if Eoghan will take a dump at his neighbor's house or Amy Winehouse's...
Seriously.
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Post by trashcanman on Aug 29, 2009 16:33:11 GMT 2
I've spent about 5 minutes wiping the tears of laughter from my eyes. Now I can type. If I were famous, sigs like the ones on that website would terrify on a level much more primal and deep then that dude who wrote a story about raping and killing that other pop group. Are you there, Invisible Wolfman? Unlike the writer of the story, these people appear to be actually sincere. Only a complete psychopath would seriously fall in love with a person they don't even know aside from television and go so far as to paste themselves into pictures with the person or give him speech bubbles declaring his love for THEM. That is every kind of sick and "Quigg" is fearing for his life every time he meets one of these people, I guarantee it. This shit is more twisted then any mere story. These are the people who actually end up stalking and killing celebs.
Here's a new way to commit suicide, folks. Read the responses of these ignorant apes on that thread. Now take a sip of beer every time you see the phrase "get a life". Take two if it's misspelled. You will be dead of alcohol poisoning (or possibly inhalation of vomit which may or may not be related to the beer) before you get to the third page. Fucking clones. Learn some new words, spastics; even Koko had a bigger vocabulary.
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Post by Benjamin Haines on Aug 29, 2009 21:12:30 GMT 2
Bravo, Curmudgeon. You've pulled off something special here.
I love how the first post in the gotcha thread links to this very topic, and yet people still continued to post things like...
...before they figure it out. Priceless.
A few highlights from reading through that thread:
Alas, the proprietor of the prank has made it clear that he made it all up, but that information conflicts with this Quigg devotee's investment in Heat tabloid. Oh, what to believe!?
OH HO HO! Looks like one of the drones is about to bring the prank full circle to Quigg himself. How cooperative.
Here's a gem from a user called "LuuuQuiggx":
This one has to be my favorite, as the user runs the gamut from shocked repulsion, confusion as to how it could be untrue when it was "On The Computor And In 2 Magaziness," to outright ALL CAPS internet rage at The Curmudgeon and obsessive defense of Quigg. She continues:
Her signature suggests the problems she puts on display are just the tip of the iceberg:
There's a fine way to make sure your idol/obsession heads right for the restraining order.
And of course, after seven pages of the big reveal, whining fangirls and back and forth banter with The Curmudgeon, user "xoxmrseoghanquiggxox" chimes in with the obvious question:
If I ever had a league of fans as dense as that I'd run for president just so I could make it illegal for them to breed.
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Post by SSS on Aug 30, 2009 15:34:06 GMT 2
YOU ARE SUCH A SAD PATHETIC TWAT!! YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO SORRT YOUR FUCKING HEAD OUT. YOU SICK TWAT. GO FUCKING TOP UYOURSELF OR SOMTHING!
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Post by InvisibleWolfMan on Aug 30, 2009 20:03:39 GMT 2
He's not the "twat" at any of the "reliable" news sources that reported the "reliable" news from "reliable" wikipedia nor is he the "twat" who "relied" on those "reliable" news sources printing the "reliable" news on such a "reliable" talent and "twattered" to all the other "twats" on how "reliably" great the "reliable" news was... I guess your name and this "reliable" situation goes hand in hand, see?  |
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Post by Ben on Aug 30, 2009 22:44:07 GMT 2
Good God. Part of me is laughing my ass off and part of me is trying to pick my jaw up off of the floor. These people are for REAL?
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Aug 31, 2009 14:53:29 GMT 2
Frightening, isn't it? And guess what? These people are our future.
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Oct 22, 2009 1:59:57 GMT 2
Thought I'd share this little tidbit for you that I found by accident. This really is the gift that keeps on giving. Here's a magazine interview with runner up boyband JLS:
Apparently they’re bringing back Jim’ll Fix It with Eoghan Quigg and calling it Quigg’ll Fix It. What would you sit on his lap and wish for?
All: Are you serious?
Aston I would like him to fix me up with Michelle Keegan from Coronation Street.
Oritsé: I’d like him to get me an old-school Mercedes.
JB: I’d like a collaboration with Michael Jackson.
Journalist research. Officially dead since 2009.
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