Post by The Curmudgeon on Oct 4, 2009 15:41:48 GMT 2
'Cos here's another hilarious site to eat away your day.
Rare Curmudgeon fact; my sister and I used to love trawling the "free" or "wanted" section in newspapers, so we could phone scroungers looking for free shit and make fun of them. Like, this one guy wanted a car(!) for free, so my sister phoned him and told him about this car. One previous owner, still got insurance, 7 years old.. all that, and it was his. He was delighted.
"So, just remember to hire the crane first."
"Um.... crane?"
"Oh, yeah. The cars at the bottom of a river. I was drunk last week and ploughed right into it."
Or the time I called this guy looking for free canaries. I called him with the description of two yellow birds, both in a cage. He was ready to come pick them up. I said he'd probably need a couple of plastic bags. Why? I'd been on holiday for three weeks and forgot to feed them. But they're there if he wants them.
Anyway, this site isn't like that, but it is all about laughing at some of the utter SHIT people are trying to give away for free or even some trying to SELL.
For example, one X-Box 360 - for free???
itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/09/04/funny-classifieds-faulty-xbox-360/
Or how about a free doll? Who wouldn't want that?
itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/09/28/funny-classifieds-time-out-doll/
And check this out - a FREE shed! What could possibly go wrong there?
itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/07/20/funny-classifieds-free-metal-shed/
You get the idea. Yet another site I'm going to trawl all the way through. God bless the net.
itemnotasdescribed.com
Rare Curmudgeon fact; my sister and I used to love trawling the "free" or "wanted" section in newspapers, so we could phone scroungers looking for free shit and make fun of them. Like, this one guy wanted a car(!) for free, so my sister phoned him and told him about this car. One previous owner, still got insurance, 7 years old.. all that, and it was his. He was delighted.
"So, just remember to hire the crane first."
"Um.... crane?"
"Oh, yeah. The cars at the bottom of a river. I was drunk last week and ploughed right into it."
Or the time I called this guy looking for free canaries. I called him with the description of two yellow birds, both in a cage. He was ready to come pick them up. I said he'd probably need a couple of plastic bags. Why? I'd been on holiday for three weeks and forgot to feed them. But they're there if he wants them.
Anyway, this site isn't like that, but it is all about laughing at some of the utter SHIT people are trying to give away for free or even some trying to SELL.
For example, one X-Box 360 - for free???
itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/09/04/funny-classifieds-faulty-xbox-360/
Or how about a free doll? Who wouldn't want that?
itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/09/28/funny-classifieds-time-out-doll/
And check this out - a FREE shed! What could possibly go wrong there?
itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/07/20/funny-classifieds-free-metal-shed/
You get the idea. Yet another site I'm going to trawl all the way through. God bless the net.
itemnotasdescribed.com
