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Post by The Curmudgeon on Oct 10, 2009 11:26:08 GMT 2
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Post by trashcanman on Oct 11, 2009 21:27:35 GMT 2
Yeah he does. Funny stuff. What ever happened to The Ultimate Warrior, anyways?
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Oct 11, 2009 23:32:23 GMT 2
Oh man, where to start? Warrior's a bit of a running joke in the wrestling community (the WWE officially buried him with "The Self Distruction of the Ultimate Warrior" DVD (typical quote from Vince MacMahon; "I could not WAIT to fire him"). Well, he changed his name, legally, to Warrior. Really. He then started doing "motivational" speeches for colleges etc, when he dropped this non-more infamous bombshell.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuVEc7ULzy4Yeah. Good luck getting hired doing that again. I could go on. The guy is a lunatic. |
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Post by trashcanman on Oct 12, 2009 10:44:32 GMT 2
"Queering doesn't make the world work!"  That was fucking classic! I love it when stupid people make up verbs. Should have just posted that in the first place. Got any more? |
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Oct 12, 2009 13:24:45 GMT 2
First of all, that picture is astonishing. What's really happening there with that little girl? It looks like that fucking thing's about to EAT her alive, and some dick is just sitting taking a picture?? As for more Warrior rants, I went on his website which is usually a goldmine of his baffling, often profoundly irritating logic (you should have seen his blogs after Benoit killed his family then himself, holy shit), but the site's being revamped and they've all been removed for now. So, a quick Youtube search and I found.. Warrior punking out an NFL agent for getting snotty during an autograph signing.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wjoLIHxIW8&feature=relatedAnd here's a guy that makes Warrior look sane - The Iron Sheik. He's been legit nuts for years, and during some autograph thing Sheik went up to shake Warrior's hand. Warrior says, "you're a hypocrite, you said I was once on drugs, get away from me" and refuses to shake his hand. And then the fun starts.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7IdaSlpIN8&NR=1While we're on the subject of fucked up 80s wrestlers, you NEED to see this infamous video. Jake the Snake Roberts, now fully washed up, attended some crappy "Legends of Wrestling" event - totally drunk. It's a 3 part video, one is the cringe-inducing interview where you almost expect Jake to ask the guy for any spare change, the second is the first part of "the match" and the third part.. well, wait till you see what Jake starts doing with the snake. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9clRpVbYZw8www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awd1uVpkjB0&feature=relatedwww.youtube.com/watch?v=E_QzcpHThwQ&feature=relatedI actually feel sorry for the commentators trying to make sense of it all. |
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Post by trashcanman on Oct 12, 2009 21:00:04 GMT 2
 Awesome. Those dudes are all fucked up. Iron Sheik is spouting gibberish. Roberts saying he'd win at Blackjack because if you had 21 he's have 22 was hilarious. But my favorite has to be when he's pretending the snake is his dick and the camera focuses on this kid in the crowd with his mouth hanging open. Then Roberts starts licking the sname and the announcers start talking about his boots. Great stuff. |
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