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Post by The Curmudgeon on Oct 13, 2009 22:31:23 GMT 2
Maybe it was something I ate, maybe it was anxiety due to the exam the next day, maybe it was.. I dunno, something else, but The Curmudgeon had one HELL of a bad dream last night. So I was in this multi-story car park (that I haven't actually been in for around 10 years) running up the long tunnels as someone gave chase. It was the usual, my legs were sticking, I wanted to run but I was shuffling as this person crept ever closer. So who do you think it was? Norman Bates in full on mother mode? Nope. Jason Vorhees after being told "kill him, Jason" by his mother? Nope. Michael Myers after I stumbled across that weird bedroom funeral thing for his mother? Nope. (Hey, what is it with these killers and their mothers, anyway?) The person that was chasing me was this guy; Yeah. And I picked that picture for a reason, 'cos that's pretty much how he looked. The black trousers, the scar on his face.. and he didn't run after his, he just walked in that taut, muscles tensed weird way he does, and he kept making those little "hi..yaah!" noises. And he was going to kill me. So this dream went on for what seemed like four fucking hours, until I finally got to the top of the car park and Bruce comes out... like this. He kept spinning them around and laughing, and I was running around the top of this car park trying to find a way to get away.... And then I woke up, my heart trying to escape from my chest. Now I ask you, ladies and gents, is there ANYTHING more frightening than that?
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Post by trashcanman on Oct 13, 2009 22:35:59 GMT 2
Sex with Courtney Love? Holy shit, C, that is a movie I desperately want to watch.
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Oct 14, 2009 0:59:07 GMT 2
You desperately want to watch a movie about sex with Courtney Love? I'd imagine there's already one of those stashed under some rock star's bed.
Seriously though, thinking about it, I honestly couldn't think of someone (real) following me who wanted to kill me that would be more terrifying than Bruce Lee. Think about it. Is there anyone who could fuck you up more than Bruce, in full on "hhwwwwwwwaaaaaaaah!" psycho mode?
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Post by trashcanman on Oct 14, 2009 4:07:00 GMT 2
I meant a movie of your nightmare. I guess I could have stated that more clearly.
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Post by InvisibleWolfMan on Oct 14, 2009 20:31:35 GMT 2
Awesome! I once had a horrible dream that I was being chased by "The Man In Black"....you know, the one that Roland from THE DARK TOWER is following? Anyways, I ended up at the edge of a high cliff and I was tossed over. I screamed and screamed as the ground sped closer and closer to me and then.... BOING! BOING! I woke up as I landed on my bed(!) and bounced. Twice. I did NOT get back to sleep that night.
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Post by trashcanman on Oct 14, 2009 21:26:24 GMT 2
Fun fact: The Man in Black is one in the same with The Walkin' Dude from The Stand. Now that is fucking terrifying.
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