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The Curmudgeon Moderator Irresponsible Hate Monger Everyone Will Suffer Now. Posts: 6,336	How does this happen? Dec 3, 2009 10:35:51 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Curmudgeon on Dec 3, 2009 10:35:51 GMT 2 OK, here's a fun game, with an outcome you can try and attempt to explain to me. Go to Google. Type in "why won't." Check the fourth most popular request. Explain.
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InvisibleWolfMan The Monster That Breathing Men Would Kill How can you kill what you can't see? Posts: 550	How does this happen? Dec 3, 2009 13:39:33 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by InvisibleWolfMan on Dec 3, 2009 13:39:33 GMT 2 Maybe Limewire sucks?
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The Curmudgeon Moderator Irresponsible Hate Monger Everyone Will Suffer Now. Posts: 6,336	How does this happen? Dec 3, 2009 14:30:02 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Curmudgeon on Dec 3, 2009 14:30:02 GMT 2 That's the fifth option. OK, I'll make it easier. The first option this time. Why the fuck does that come up on Google?
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How does this happen? Dec 3, 2009 22:09:18 GMT 2

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Post by trashcanman on Dec 3, 2009 22:09:18 GMT 2

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2380508/why_wont_my_parakeet_eat_my_diarrhea.html

Because Google are funny damn people.
I've seen some fucked-up shit on the image search too, but I heard they changed those....

Yup. Gone. When you typed in "apple" into the image search it used to show you a huge penis with an apple shoved into it and there was another one that showed you a dude fucking a chicken.

The Curmudgeon Moderator Irresponsible Hate Monger Everyone Will Suffer Now. Posts: 6,336	How does this happen? Dec 9, 2009 13:33:35 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Curmudgeon on Dec 9, 2009 13:33:35 GMT 2 Wow, I... have never seen those. Brilliant. Have you tried the "I'm Feeling Lucky" option when looking for French Military Victories?
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trashcanman King of the Monsters "Fire is the devil's only friend" Posts: 6,022	How does this happen? Dec 9, 2009 23:30:39 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trashcanman on Dec 9, 2009 23:30:39 GMT 2 That is funny as hell. France, it's time to dismantle your military and get with Switzerland.

Ben: This most recent "shout" is confusing the hell out of me. Is the user name "lol" with a space, and then the first colon signifies the comment is "): lol w/emoticon?" OR is the user name "lol

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