How to kill piracy forever..

[The Curmudgeon]

With the news that Warner Bros are to remove their entire back catalogue from any free streaming services, sending ripples through the business as many fear the likes of EMI will follow suit and kill off legal streaming sites like We7 and Spotify, I thought we should take a look at something that will kill piracy forever.

Not just stop a few people. Not just change a few people's minds. This one video will KILL piracy stone dead forever.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWf_jbrpn4o

Who would want to face the wrath of DP?

[trashcanman]

"Welcome to the end of the compurer age! Mwh-ha-ha-ha!!"

Wow. I am so not going to copy any floppies after that.


Here's another deterent




And now our friends in Adult Swim and Mastodon will give us a lesson on theater etiquette.

[The Curmudgeon]

The one major thing I hate about going to the cinema isn't the cost or the travel or anything like that, it's other people. Stupid pricks with thimbles for bladders. Zero attention span, dead-eyed kids texting through the movie, idiots talking.. I can feel my blood pressure rising just thinking about it.

That second clip should be played before every film. Although the Orange mobile phone ads (almost a UK tradition now) work pretty well, too..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4ICiAIJZwo