Post by The Curmudgeon on Mar 9, 2010 0:53:47 GMT 2
I.. I don't really know if I should even be subjecting my friends to this. I mean.. we're here to SAVE the internet and all that, so.. even having this video on here seems like a massive step back. But, as the Manic's once said, Know Your Enemy.
Let's start at the beginning. My new number one girl, blasting Miley and Britney out the water, is without question, pop's newest brat Ke$ha. I showed her debut single on here before (it, er, didn't have many fans), and I bought her album the day it came out. I mean, check out her new vid. She was smokin' in Tik Tok, but in this she's obscenly attractive.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDwAG4EDpDA
Sigh. She's just auto-tuned right into my cold, black heart.
Anywaaaaay.. our next subject is the horrific Justin Bieber, who's single "One Time" was reviewed by the IHM on Amazon. He was signed by Usher, right? Here they are together..
And now, hey, do you notice a trend with his pictures?
Wow. It's.. it's almost like someone taught him to do that, huh?
So what do you get it you cross the mouth watering Ke$ha and the "remove his head from his shoulders with a shovel" Bieber?
Answer? The worst video you will ever, EVER see. And you can thank Cracked.com for highlighting this fucking nightmare.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQnohSuw3Xg
Ladies and gentlemen - our future generation. The comments on Youtube from Cracked readers make it worthwhile though, those poor, stupid bitches won't know what hit them.
Let's start at the beginning. My new number one girl, blasting Miley and Britney out the water, is without question, pop's newest brat Ke$ha. I showed her debut single on here before (it, er, didn't have many fans), and I bought her album the day it came out. I mean, check out her new vid. She was smokin' in Tik Tok, but in this she's obscenly attractive.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDwAG4EDpDA
Sigh. She's just auto-tuned right into my cold, black heart.
Anywaaaaay.. our next subject is the horrific Justin Bieber, who's single "One Time" was reviewed by the IHM on Amazon. He was signed by Usher, right? Here they are together..
And now, hey, do you notice a trend with his pictures?
Wow. It's.. it's almost like someone taught him to do that, huh?
So what do you get it you cross the mouth watering Ke$ha and the "remove his head from his shoulders with a shovel" Bieber?
Answer? The worst video you will ever, EVER see. And you can thank Cracked.com for highlighting this fucking nightmare.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQnohSuw3Xg
Ladies and gentlemen - our future generation. The comments on Youtube from Cracked readers make it worthwhile though, those poor, stupid bitches won't know what hit them.
