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Post by Norman Bates on Jun 6, 2007 11:14:22 GMT 2
Not Meg Ryan. Not Meg Griffin. Meg - as in Megalodon - the biggest shark in history..  It looks like it will be a HORRIBLE movie. But in a really, really cool way.......! |
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Jun 6, 2007 21:04:17 GMT 2
Oh man, what is it with these giant shark movies? Isn't, like, A GREAT WHITE SHARK frightening enough without wanting to supersize the damn thing? The megatron shark or whatever has already been done, in the, ahem, "classic" Shark Attack 3. Check THIS out.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOcThat is one hungry, for some reason roaring, shark. |
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Post by trashcanman on Jun 8, 2007 21:26:23 GMT 2
I read the book "Meg" that that movie is based on years ago. Fun read and I figured it would make a cheesy little "Jaws" knock-off of a Hollywood production. But that image is so stupid for so many reasons. I can SEE that Meg is attacking the helicopter, you dopes! That's kind of the whole concept of the image. Sheesh. If any of you haven't seen "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon" in it's entirety, I recommend you do so immediately. It just may be the funniest horror film ever made. Not intentionally, either. "The Line" (as it's referred to by those of us who've seen the movie) alone makes the rental/purchase worth it. And let us not forget the super-slow-mo-extreme-shark-close-ups that show us that the shark is so huge that it moves really slow and roars as it does because it's SO FREAKIN' HUUUGE!!!! Tears, man, I had tears running down my face while I watched this movie because it is that fucking bad and I laughed that hard.
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Jun 9, 2007 10:55:41 GMT 2
Would "the line" be "why don't I just take you home and eat your pussy?" by any chance?
I haven't seen the film, but I remember the actor from it, (who's a pretty big deal in the UK now, presenting some horrific reality show but also being the main star in Doctor Who spin-off, Torchwood) talking about the film on a chat show. He said the "pussy" line as a sort of ice-breaker, a joke to get the girl to laugh, and the director was like, "perfect. Keep it." And history was made.
That is rather odd that the picture tells you what Meg is doing. I hadn't thought about that. What next? "Meg finds out Santa isn't real."
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Post by trashcanman on Jun 12, 2007 22:28:09 GMT 2
That's the one. But it is considered a breach of netiquette among dorks to actually type it out. I've seen people flamed horribly (and hilariously) on message boards for that. It's like a spoiler; you've got to let them discover it for themselves so they can experience that moment where their jaw drops and they fumble for the rewind button on their remote.
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Jun 12, 2007 22:51:11 GMT 2
Man, I'm going to have this movie down. Its the sort of shit I would watch anyway, but it seems like one of those rare internet gems. Which probably means it'll cost a fortune on ebay..
My mistake - I just checked. They're practically paying YOU to take it...
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