Leaving a Youtube comment?

[The Curmudgeon]

Well then, to successfully blend in, you need to ditch that use of the English language. You need to forget how to spell, how to use things like full stops and exclamation marks. Friends, you need this..

ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

It'll change anything you say into text-speak ridden gibberish so even the most mentally deficient idiots will understand you. Shakespeare? No problem.

To be or not to be: That is the question becomes

2 B OR NOT 2 B!111! TAHT SI TEH QUESTION!!!1!!1!! OMG WTF

Let's face it, you need it in your life.

[trashcanman]

Ze link. She is no bueno.

[The Curmudgeon]

Really? That's weird. It works for me. Hmmm.

Tell you what, here's the google link for it.

www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&source=hp&q=english+to+12+year+old+aoler&aq=0&aqi=g1&aql=&oq=english+to+12+year+old+a&gs_rfai=&fp=4decbba4b4ffde8d

[trashcanman]

Here's an excerpt from America's Declaration of Independence; the most revered of our historical texts...as tweeted by an idjit


W3 HOLD THESE TRUTHS 2 B SELF-3VIEDNT TAHT AL MAN R CREAETD 3QUAL TAHT THEY R 3NDOWED BY THEYRE CRAA2R WIT CARTANE UNALEINABLA RIGHTS TAHT MONG THESA R LIEF LIEBRTY AND TEH PURSUIT OF HAPIENS!111!1 OMG TAHT 2 S3CUR3 THAS3 RIGHTS GOVARNM3NTS R INSTITUTED MONG MEN D3RIVNG THEYRE JUST POWERS FROM TEH CONSENT OF TEH GOVERN3D!!!!! OMG TAHT WHENEV3R ANY FORM OF GOVERNM3NT BCOM3S D3STRUCTIEV 2 THESE 3NDS IT SI TEH RIGHT OF TEH PEOPLE 2 ALTER OR 2 ABOLISH IT AND 2 INSTITUTA NU GOVERNMENT LAYNG ITS FOUNDATION ON SUCH PRINCIPLES AND ORGANIZNG ITS POWARS IN SUCH FORM AS 2 THEM SHAL SEM MOST LIEKLEY 2 3FECT THEYRE SAEFTY AND HAPIENS!!!11 OMG

[The Curmudgeon]

Gaaaah.. that made my fucking head hurt. Let's try the lyrics to something, see if you can work out what it is..

SI THES TEH REAL LIEF
IS?!!!!?! OMG WTF LOL THES JUST FANTASY
CAUGHT???!!!?!? IN A LANDSLIED
NO ASCAEP FROM R3ALITY
OP3N UR AYAS
LOK UP 2 DA SKEIS AND SE
IMM JUST A POR BOY (POR BOY)
I NED NO B/C IMM 3ASY COMA EASY GO
LITLA HIGH LITLE LOW
ANY WAY DA WIND BLOWS
DOASNT RILLY MAT3R 2 MA 2 M3
MMAA JUST KILED A MAN
PUT A GUN AGANEST HIS H3AD
PULAD MAH TRIGER NOW HES D3AD
MMAA LIEF HAD JUST BGUN
BUT NOW IV3 GONA AND THROWN IT AL AWAY
MMAAA OOOOH
DIDNT M3AN 2 MAEK U CRY
IF IMM NOT BAK AGANE THES TIEM 2MOROW
CARY ON CARY ON AS IF NOTHNG RILLY MATARS
2 LAET MAH TIEM HAS COMA
S3NDS SHIEVRS DOWN MAH SPIEN
BODYS ACHNG AL DA TIEM
GODBYE 3V3RYBODY
IV3 G2G LAAEV U AL BHIND AND FAEC TEH TRUTH
MMAAAAAAA OOOO (ANYWAY DA WIND BLOWS)
I DONT WANT 2 DEI
SOMATIEMS WISH ID NEVER BEN BORN AT AL
[GUITAR SOLO]
I SE A LITL3 SILHOUETO OF A MAN
SCARMOUCH SCARMOUCH WIL U DO DA FANDANGO
THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNNG VERY V3RY FRIGHT3NNG ME
(GALIELO) GALIELO (GALIELO) GALIELO GALIELO FIGARO
MAGNIFICO-O-O-O-O
IMM JUST A POR BOY NOBODY LOVES M3
HES JUST A POR BOY FROM A POR R HIM HIS LIEF FROM THES MONSTROSITY
EASY COM3 EASY GO WIL U LET MA GO
BISMILAH?!??! OMG LOL NO W3 WIL NOT L3T U GO
LAT HIM GO
BISMILAH!!!!11!! WTF LOL WE WIL NOT LET U GO
LET HIM GO
BISMILAH!!111111 WTF WA WIL NOT L3T U GO
L3T ME GO (WIL NOT L3T U GO)
LAT M3 GO (WIL NOT LAT U GO) (NAVER NEV3R NAVAR N3V3R)
L3T MA GO O O O O
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
(O MMA MIA MMA MIA) MMA MIA LAT MA GO
B3LZ3BUB HAS TEH DEVIL PUT ASIED FOR M3 FOR ME FOR ME
SO!1111 WTF LOL U THINK U CAN S2NA M3 AND SPIT IN MAH AYE
SO U THINK U CAN LUV M3 AND L3AEV M3 2 DEI
O BABY CANT DO THES 2 MA BABY
JUST GOTA GAT OUT JUST GOTA G3T RIGHT OUTA H3RE
[GUITAR SOLO]
(OO YAAH OO Y3AH)
NOTHNG RILLY MATARS
ANYONA CAN SE
NOTHNG RILLY MAT3RS
NOTHNG RILLY MATERS 2 M3
ANY WAY DA WIND BLOWS
!1!1!! WTF LOL



Sniff. Such a classic.

[trashcanman]

"OMG LOL NO W3 WIL NOT L3T U GO"

Awesome.

[The Curmudgeon]

Maybe April Fool's Day will be the best time to change the bottom speech of the site to this..

FOR THOSE TAHT HAET DA PU3RIEL SOCEITY THEY R FORCAD IN2!!!!1!!! WTF FOR THOS3 TAHT THINK OUTSIED DA BANAL MANESTR3M!11!!!! OMG WTF LOL FOR THOS3 WIT WIT PASION AND KNOWL3DGE - THES SI WHARE U BLONG!!111111! OMG

Hell, I'd probably get about 1000 new members.