5 Minutes to Kill Yourself.

trashcanman
King of the Monsters

"Fire is the devil's only friend"

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5 Minutes to Kill Yourself. Jul 28, 2010 22:15:15 GMT 2

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Post by trashcanman on Jul 28, 2010 22:15:15 GMT 2

Here's a delightful office suicide sim where you search your environment for a way to meet your maker. Chow down on urinal cakes, stand in for a pinata, insult a fatty, put your head in a paper shredder, or just repeatedly slam a stapler into your face. The choice is yours.

games.adultswim.com/five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-reloaded-adventure-online-game.html

Last Edit: Jul 28, 2010 22:15:34 GMT 2 by trashcanman

The Curmudgeon
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5 Minutes to Kill Yourself. Jul 29, 2010 11:52:12 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Jul 29, 2010 11:52:12 GMT 2

Damn your eyes, Trashy.. I have to look for a new job (I walked out of my supposed "amazing" new one after two hours) and I have to study for my final exam.. and you're hitting me with THIS awesomeness?

I'll report back later to discuss it....!

Don't abuse children, or else they turn out like me.

trashcanman King of the Monsters "Fire is the devil's only friend" Posts: 6,022	5 Minutes to Kill Yourself. Jul 30, 2010 8:29:25 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trashcanman on Jul 30, 2010 8:29:25 GMT 2 Wait, wait. Two hours?! I need to hear this story. Feel free to message or email me if you don't want to discuss to publicly. Or ignore me if it's none of my goddamn business, of course.

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Jul 29, 2010 11:52:12 GMT 2

Post by trashcanman on Jul 30, 2010 8:29:25 GMT 2

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