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Post by trashcanman on Nov 25, 2010 6:59:50 GMT 2
 Oh yeah, boys. It's the "50 Dirtiest Comic Book Sex Scenes". Not very well named since many of them are PG-13 at worst with some baffling omissions and some pretty weak image selections, but hey it's sex....and comics! www.ugo.com/the-goods/the-50-dirtiest-comic-book-sex-scenesCan not understand why Mina Harker's lengthy and extremely awkward romp with an elderly Allan Quatermain in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen didn't make the cut. Way more graphic and disturbing than either of the Watchmen scenes (from the same author) that made the cut. Thought that Phoenix one on the first page was hentai for a second. Ick. Speaking of Jean Grey, gotta love Emma Frost taking on the guise of Cyclops' dead wife for psychic sex. That's so very wrong. Very entertaining list. |
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Nov 25, 2010 13:11:52 GMT 2
Somethings really should be left to the imagination. I remember reading the Ant Man/Wasp thing originally and having to re-read it just in case I missed the point of it. So he crawled inside HER and then said "your turn." What fucking guy would get off on that???
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Post by trashcanman on Nov 25, 2010 21:46:22 GMT 2
It'd be fun to romp all over a giant woman. That's a lot of hotness. Not sure how she'd reciprocate, though. Maybe he's into midgets. That Buffy issue they mentioned was fucking funny (although the comments about ruining the story was not off base). Basically Angel and Buffy have Superman powers (not even sure I remember why; some destiny bullshit) and they meet for the first time in years and her friends -who are a little ways away- hear a sonic boom and Xander says "what did that come from?" and Willow says "I think it's them #@%$ing". And the end-of-issue" caption at the bottom of the panel reads "Next Issue: Them #@%$ing!". I assumed that was a joke, but the next issue really was them fucking. And flying. And fly-fucking. Could have lived without. Since they included the fourth-wall threat of rape directed at the reader that concludes Wanted, they should have included Ultimate Hulk trying to rape Betty Ross. When Thor beats the shit out of him with his hammer, Hulk just smiles and says that just makes him horny. Fucking. Ew.
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Nov 26, 2010 21:32:37 GMT 2
Woah. I've read some Ultimate Marvel but I've never seen that. I think even Hulk trying to make tender, sweet love to anything other than a wind tunnel would result in the unfortunate recipient being torn to shreds. Rapist Hulk? Pretty much the most frightening prospect ever.
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Post by trashcanman on Nov 27, 2010 14:08:53 GMT 2
You've really got to read The Ultimates. The first two volumes are just plain awesome. After that, not so much, but it really started out insanely badass.
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