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trashcanman King of the Monsters "Fire is the devil's only friend" Posts: 6,022	Not the bees! Jan 15, 2011 21:44:35 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trashcanman on Jan 15, 2011 21:44:35 GMT 2 Behold Oprah's fiendish plan! And now for the official soundtrack to this madness: Take it away, Nic!

The Curmudgeon Moderator Irresponsible Hate Monger Everyone Will Suffer Now. Posts: 6,336	Not the bees! Jan 15, 2011 22:20:31 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Curmudgeon on Jan 15, 2011 22:20:31 GMT 2 Ha, nice. The Wicker Man remake continues to influence us all. God damn I have to see it. If only to answer the eternal breakfast question. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyXl2RMZ0Po
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trashcanman King of the Monsters "Fire is the devil's only friend" Posts: 6,022	Not the bees! Jan 17, 2011 1:14:35 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trashcanman on Jan 17, 2011 1:14:35 GMT 2 Probably the doofiest remake ever made. And that's saying something.

The Curmudgeon Moderator Irresponsible Hate Monger Everyone Will Suffer Now. Posts: 6,336	Not the bees! Jan 17, 2011 1:18:19 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Curmudgeon on Jan 17, 2011 1:18:19 GMT 2 It's weird, it's one of the few remakes I actually want to see. Am I interested in the new Omen movie? Nope. The New Nightmare? Nope. This garbage? Bring it on.
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Not the bees! Jan 18, 2011 1:13:05 GMT 2

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Wes Craven's New Nightmare was actually the second best Krueger flick. Oh, you meant the newest Nightmare. Meh. I know putting all of the clips together makes it seem like the Wicker Man remake is a laugh-out-loud MST3K-fest, but remember the movie is like 2 hours long with maybe 3 or 4 shots awful enough to be funny (at least one is actually a deleted scene) that shits all over a classic horror masterpiece almost very step of the way.

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