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Post by trashcanman on Feb 9, 2011 2:27:47 GMT 2
Naturally, these are a woman's only options in life.....if you are a douchebag. Here's a site where female gamers can post the inane messages and propositions they receive online for all the world to see. My sisters put up with a lot. Most of them don't even use their mics because the sound of a feminine voice over an internet connection instantly triggers the primal monkey douche-tard urges of every moron who hears it and obnoxiousness follows. Witness the plight of the ladies in gaming and shed a tear for the ignorance of your fellow man. fatuglyorslutty.com/By the way, this one gets a pass for sheer awesome. Also, it's not sexist, just hilarious.  |
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Feb 10, 2011 0:40:54 GMT 2
Makes you embarrassed to like video games. And be male. And human.
I've only ever played a few games online (Mario Kart, WWE and SFIV) and the wrestling game was pathetic. The guy just kept running around trying to clothesline me, and if he did he would just stamp and stamp and stamp on me. Fucking pointless. And don't get me started on the pricks playing SFIV. Fireball, block, fireball, block. Fuck that shit.
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Post by trashcanman on Feb 10, 2011 1:42:20 GMT 2
Don't forget 100 hand slap in the corner trap. Literally just some loser slapping the fierce punch button over and over. Yaaaaay. I'm seriously wondering if I'm even going to bother with MvC3 online. We have these idiots on the message boards bragging about how they used all of these glitches in the arcade days to beat people by doing things like trapping their character off the screen and letting time run down after landing one hit or finding combos that can be repeated infinitely. Might be fun to do it every once in a while just for a laugh, but that sort of thing is their entire strategy: find "cheap" ways to win at all costs. And here I thought gaming was supposed to be fun, or at least competitive. And their entire defense argument is that you would do it to them too if you were as smart as they are. And then there are the hardcore players who are still playing MvC2 every single day and pledge only to use the 3 very strongest characters (because why would you ever not....for fun or something gay like that?) DOA4 was awesomely free of most of that crap. Great, great community for that game and you seldom ever hear me say that. I'll probably give online fighting a shot again once I get into my groove on the new game and unlock all of the goodies, but I'm not expecting much....unless you are referring to trash talk.
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Post by trashcanman on Feb 25, 2011 7:49:19 GMT 2
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Feb 27, 2011 17:32:22 GMT 2
Funny stuff. I think the world of online games really isn't for me. For one, there's this sort of brainless fucktardery, a slice of which I found out after trying to play online WWE for the first time.
So I chose to try the Online Royal Rumble, one of the "big" new features of the 2011 game. First of all, you have to wait until there's enough people wanting to play before the game starts. So I waited, and there's a small chatroom you can leave messages to each other on, except the messages can't be more than 10 letters long. I joined the Rumble, fighting as the wrestler Jack Swagger. Immediatly someone pounced; "Swagger is GAY. FUK U" Or something along those lines. And on it went, as 12 year old idiots traded pathetic, boring 10 letter insults to each other while we waited to play. (The highlight: "My parents R rich." Okaaaay?)
So then the game starts, and I'm number 12, so I have to wait my turn before coming out. Then my connection crashed at number 9 and the game ended.
FUCK THAT.
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Post by trashcanman on Feb 28, 2011 4:53:35 GMT 2
Fuck that indeed. What a horrible idea for an online feature. So you don't have voice chat? What's up with that crap? Lots of idiots on Live, that's for sure, but that's part of the fun for me.
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Mar 2, 2011 22:53:41 GMT 2
Yeah, I don't have voice chat or anything like that. I was given one of those camera things but ... man, that's a world I don't even want to enter. I've discussed online gaming with people who live for that shit, and it does sound like a lot of fun but.. I dunno. Just not for me. As lonely as it sounds, I always find the best games are the ones you play alone. Gotta be true, right?
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Post by trashcanman on Mar 3, 2011 0:36:21 GMT 2
Depends. It's just a very different and more spontaneous experience to play with other people. I love it, but I do pour many more hours on the whole into single player RPG's and the like. Don't fuck with that camera shit. I saw some show once where somebody was trying to use one of those cameras to play a game online and he was going through all of the lobbies going "some guy's cock.....some guy jacking off.....some dude's dick.....hey look, here's one......oh wait, that some dude jacking off again." I imagine that's got to be somewhat true.
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