They're still real to me, dammit!

[The Curmudgeon]

If you float around the internet long enough, someone, somewhere will have written "It's still real to me, dammit!" If you've ever wondered where that came from, wonder no more

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI

Yeesh.

But that's not what I'm here to talk about. From one fat nerd to something all nerds think about - wishing fictional hot women were real. We've all done it. Today.

And here's a top 50. Is your favourite in there?

www.ugo.com/girls/50-hot-girls-we-wish-were-real

[trashcanman]

Man, that clip was fucking pitiful.

Zatanna?! Bitch fucking mindwipes people like nobody's business! Keep her away!

Mystique is a bit of a psychopath. Unless you're Wolverine or something, you could not handle her.

Tenjho Tenge? What a random fucking choice for anime. Also, weird. Maya Natsume usually looks like this:

She has an adult form, but picture your woman walking around a an 8-year old most of the day and only changing to a grown up body to kick ass and/or have sex. Just weird. Plus, her sister is way sweeter.


They could have doubled the size of that list and still not ran out of anime dreamgirls to list. They should be pleased at their own restraint.


I would add the following to represent the genre a little better:



Misato Katsuragi of the sci-fi masterpiece Neon Genesis Evangelion.
She's hot, vulnerable, personable, and still a total badass.

Brrrrrr.




Lina Inverse of fantasy-comedy classic Slayers. Not exactly brimming with sex appeal, but the girl just cracks me up. Makes her living picking fights with bandits and stealing their money and has magical powers that occasionally brings to mind a walking atom bomb. I'd join her raiding party for sure.


And as far as comics go, this list needs more Cassie Hack.



and Psylocke