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nellabella Walking Meatloaf "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." - Groucho Marx Posts: 80	Question for those of you who write Amazon reviews May 12, 2011 4:18:43 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nellabella on May 12, 2011 4:18:43 GMT 2 OUCH!!! Amazon spanked me AGAIN!!! Attachments:

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Question for those of you who write Amazon reviews May 12, 2011 11:36:53 GMT 2

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Post by trashcanman on May 12, 2011 11:36:53 GMT 2

How long have you been looking for an excuse to post that pic here, Nella? Also: thank you!

Now I want to read that review, Ben. I've got to see a review for a child leash so offensive that it drove people to the brink of madness.

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Question for those of you who write Amazon reviews May 12, 2011 21:23:57 GMT 2

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Post by Ben on May 12, 2011 21:23:57 GMT 2

May 12, 2011 11:36:53 GMT 2 trashcanman said:

Lucky for you I saved it (along with the comments!) in Word shortly before it was deleted. Once it reached 2/25 helpfuls I suspected it was only a matter of time... I'll throw it up here momentarily. I didn't think it was THAT bad, honestly, but maybe that's because I knew I was trolling and the angry moms of Amazon didn't.

EDIT: I put it up in Dweller's Domain.

Last Edit: May 12, 2011 21:37:20 GMT 2 by Ben

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Question for those of you who write Amazon reviews May 13, 2011 21:04:31 GMT 2

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Post by trashcanman on May 13, 2011 21:04:31 GMT 2

Thanks, man. I've seen reviews with 2/100 helpfuls before that were pretty much two sentences of bullshit either unrelated to the product or otherwise clearly trolling that stayed up. Like all of the idiots who give 1-star reviews to a product based on the fact that their order was lost in transit. Or this. Love this.

www.amazon.com/review/R1YSXLBRPQGJN4/ref=cm_cr_pr_cmt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=6303073107&nodeID=&tag=&linkCode=#wasThisHelpful

www.amazon.com/review/R3G9SK8BXR7ZQI/ref=cm_cr_pr_cmt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=6303073107&nodeID=&tag=&linkCode=#wasThisHelpful

That's right, folks. An Amazon legend that has to be seen to be believed. TWO identical 2-sentence, 1-star reviews on the same product (one of the greatest films of all time, mind you) for a combined total of 9-145 left by an anonymous moron. I want to meet the 9 (4.5?) people who actually thought that shit was helpful. Nobody deserves to be in Guantanamo more.

nellabella Walking Meatloaf "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." - Groucho Marx Posts: 80	Question for those of you who write Amazon reviews May 14, 2011 1:23:28 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nellabella on May 14, 2011 1:23:28 GMT 2 WTF are you saying? Your grammar and spelling suck you high school drop out.
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Question for those of you who write Amazon reviews May 14, 2011 5:26:45 GMT 2

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Post by Ben on May 14, 2011 5:26:45 GMT 2

Those reviews are the worst. I also despise five star reviews of the same length and quality.

"This cd rocks so hard its already one of my all time favorites and I just got it today! So awesome buy it now! This band rules."

I think the most annoying are the troll accounts, though.

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trashcanman King of the Monsters "Fire is the devil's only friend" Posts: 6,022	Question for those of you who write Amazon reviews May 14, 2011 22:05:48 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trashcanman on May 14, 2011 22:05:48 GMT 2 May 14, 2011 1:23:28 GMT 2 nellabella said: WTF are you saying? Your grammar and spelling suck you high school drop out. Sorry, ma'am.

nellabella Walking Meatloaf "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." - Groucho Marx Posts: 80	Question for those of you who write Amazon reviews May 15, 2011 3:49:41 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nellabella on May 15, 2011 3:49:41 GMT 2 Not your trash. That was meant for a different discussion. This forum is easy to get lost in.

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Question for those of you who write Amazon reviews

Post by nellabella on May 12, 2011 4:18:43 GMT 2

Post by trashcanman on May 12, 2011 11:36:53 GMT 2

Post by Ben on May 12, 2011 21:23:57 GMT 2

Post by trashcanman on May 13, 2011 21:04:31 GMT 2

Post by nellabella on May 14, 2011 1:23:28 GMT 2

Post by Ben on May 14, 2011 5:26:45 GMT 2

Post by trashcanman on May 14, 2011 22:05:48 GMT 2

Post by nellabella on May 15, 2011 3:49:41 GMT 2

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