Epic rap battles of history.

trashcanman
King of the Monsters

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Epic rap battles of history. May 10, 2011 20:41:27 GMT 2

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Post by trashcanman on May 10, 2011 20:41:27 GMT 2

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Best. Thing. Ever. Can Hitler's flow floor Darth Vader? John Lennon versus the evil of Bill O'Reilley? What happens when the Hulkster tags in the Macho Man to tackle Kim Jong Il? Also, Chuck Norris wears a black-belt on the beard he grows on his dick. God, I love the internet.

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nellabella
Walking Meatloaf

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." - Groucho Marx

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Epic rap battles of history. May 11, 2011 2:00:14 GMT 2

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Post by nellabella on May 11, 2011 2:00:14 GMT 2

I am Chuck Fucking Norris
Ive spread more blood and gore
Than 40-score of your puny Civil Wars, bitch
I split the Union with a roundhouse kick
I wear a black belt on the beard that I grow on my dick!
I dont fucking masturbate
I look at my junk and say GO
I can make a woman climax by looking at her and saying BOO

Last Edit: May 11, 2011 2:29:50 GMT 2 by nellabella

nellabella Walking Meatloaf "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." - Groucho Marx Posts: 80	Epic rap battles of history. May 11, 2011 2:18:40 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nellabella on May 11, 2011 2:18:40 GMT 2 Chuck Norris vs Muslims www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCV7m27rDRU

trashcanman King of the Monsters "Fire is the devil's only friend" Posts: 6,022	Epic rap battles of history. May 11, 2011 5:29:00 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trashcanman on May 11, 2011 5:29:00 GMT 2 "Camel jockeys"? Stay classy, Chuckles. "You fuck motherfuck!" is the new "cock-juggling thundercunt".

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