Post by trashcanman on Jun 26, 2011 21:01:14 GMT 2
I don't know how well-known Sarah Palin is outside of America, but she's a major topic of discussion over here. Basically, she's this attractive hick (Jon Stewart once called her "The She-Bush") who is somehow in the race to be our next president. Her list of political achievements include not knowing what the vice president's job was even when she was running for the position, proclaiming herself a voracious reader seconds before being unable to name a single thing she ever read (I think her response to being asked what she has read was along the lines of "ummmm.....all of them?", being the mayor of a town that makes rape victims pay for the investigation, and being elected governor of Alaska (rape capitol of the USA...just saying) for a few months before leaving to join the McCain campaign and then QUITTING her office to star in a FUCKING REALITY SHOW. It was cancelled. Yes. The star of a failed reality show could potentially be the next president of the United Stated of America. She has also feuded with Family Guy (seriously), and made a big important statement about how teen pregnancy is a sign of having horrible parents weeks before her teen daughter got pregnant. The teen daughter then went on Dancing With the Stars. Now this living American natural fucking disaster is invading cinema.
That is not a joke from Cracked. That is an actual movie poster. I'm pretty sure she was defeated when she lost the election for McCain, but aside from the bizarre choice of title, Jesus, just look at the layers and layers of cheesy cornballs all over that travesty. And that's not all:
www.aintitcool.com/node/50159
Three. Palin. Biopics. That is Undefeated plus two more. Oi. I can't even sit through an SNL sketch with Tina Fey mocking her, much less an actual interview with this Gump. Now I'm expected to sit through biopics? Fuck. No. Also, I'd like to give Matt Damon some ups for that interview. I had no idea he was so intelligent and well-spoken. And to answer one of his questions, Mayor Palin asked the librarian if she would ban some books for her, but surprisingly was smart enough not to push the issue when the librarian told her to go suck a dick.
That is not a joke from Cracked. That is an actual movie poster. I'm pretty sure she was defeated when she lost the election for McCain, but aside from the bizarre choice of title, Jesus, just look at the layers and layers of cheesy cornballs all over that travesty. And that's not all:
www.aintitcool.com/node/50159
Three. Palin. Biopics. That is Undefeated plus two more. Oi. I can't even sit through an SNL sketch with Tina Fey mocking her, much less an actual interview with this Gump. Now I'm expected to sit through biopics? Fuck. No. Also, I'd like to give Matt Damon some ups for that interview. I had no idea he was so intelligent and well-spoken. And to answer one of his questions, Mayor Palin asked the librarian if she would ban some books for her, but surprisingly was smart enough not to push the issue when the librarian told her to go suck a dick.
