A big "fuck you" from Jaws.

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trashcanman
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A big "fuck you" from Jaws. Aug 10, 2011 22:27:21 GMT 2

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Post by trashcanman on Aug 10, 2011 22:27:21 GMT 2

I've seen videos of some seriously brutal shark attacks in my time, but this one takes the cake. No cage is safe from the natural biological weaponry systems of a two ton sea creature with an attitude.

Does anyone think that that shark was talking mad trash to those divers when he went up to the top of the cage after doing his dirty, sinful business all over them? He just sticks his nose in there and goes "How's that taste, bitches? Yeeeeaaahh! That's all me, dog! Soak it in!"

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A big "fuck you" from Jaws. Aug 11, 2011 2:05:41 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Aug 11, 2011 2:05:41 GMT 2

What's the difference between a shark and a goldfish shitting on you? Clearly, you let the shark finish.

Man, was that ever deliberate or what? I know people say animals don't have that kind of personality or emotion, but that shark purposefully went to take a dump.. or whatever the fuck that was.. on those guys filming. What the hell are they going to do about it??

Brilliant.

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