Calling all rock gods..

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Calling all rock gods.. Aug 11, 2011 2:09:05 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Aug 11, 2011 2:09:05 GMT 2

Your time is up. Yeah, we've had bats heads bitten off, guitars smashed on stage, flying karate kicks into drums (that caused more damage to the kicker than the kicked), groupies having fish stuck up them.. fuck all that.

Because THIS guy has got it going ON.

failblog.org/2011/08/10/epic-fail-photos-guitar-smash-fail/

I'm OK! I'm OK! I'm OK... (faints).

The best part was his mother telling her clearly unconscious son to tidy all the broken guitar and bits of brain off the floor. Awesome.

Don't abuse children, or else they turn out like me.

trashcanman King of the Monsters "Fire is the devil's only friend" Posts: 6,022	Calling all rock gods.. Aug 11, 2011 20:18:08 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trashcanman on Aug 11, 2011 20:18:08 GMT 2 He is so not okay in so many ways. Gotta love this classic Nirvana moment from the MTV Awards where Novaselic knocks himself out with his own instrument.

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Calling all rock gods.. Aug 17, 2011 0:06:27 GMT 2

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I remember it well, although that's the first time I've seen Krist talk about it. Fuck, he looks terrible. How can Dave Grohl still look awesome despite the many years on the road and Krist look like he should be lying next to Kurt?

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Aug 17, 2011 0:06:27 GMT 2

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