YOU WANNA SEE RUBBISH BOOTLEG MOVIE POSTERS? YES?

Mrs_C
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YOU WANNA SEE RUBBISH BOOTLEG MOVIE POSTERS? YES? Aug 30, 2011 0:55:05 GMT 2

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Post by Mrs_C on Aug 30, 2011 0:55:05 GMT 2

So a friend of mine posted this website on Facebook and I though you would enjoy some the fruits it has to offer.

www.awesome-robo.com/2011/05/70-bootleg-movie-posters.html

Here are my thoughts.

Particularly like the Cujo one. However unsure why Bruce Campbell has morphed into Sly Stallone in Evil dead 2 & then Arnie in evil dead 3.

Gladiator seems to star sloth out of the Goonies.

and loving the fish in the Bond poster. It starred a giant fish? Who knew?

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YOU WANNA SEE RUBBISH BOOTLEG MOVIE POSTERS? YES? Aug 30, 2011 11:20:30 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Aug 30, 2011 11:20:30 GMT 2

I always knew Grace Jones looked a bit like a man but.. wow. That Conan poster takes it to a whole new level. And Elektra? Jennifer Garner has never really pushed my buttons but she's certainly hotter than that abomination on the poster.

The Leprechaun one is bad-ass, though. Eating an arm AND an eye? You don't fuck with that.

So why are these even made? What is their purpose exactly?

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YOU WANNA SEE RUBBISH BOOTLEG MOVIE POSTERS? YES? Aug 30, 2011 21:00:30 GMT 2

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Post by trashcanman on Aug 30, 2011 21:00:30 GMT 2

Those are all sorts of awesome. I would wallpaper my room in that shit. Was "Bloodspot 2" the one where JCVD gets his period or what? I don't remember that Cujo was a springer spaniel with a rottweiler body.

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