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Empire's sexy vampire guide.. Sept 6, 2011 20:10:01 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Sept 6, 2011 20:10:01 GMT 2

Something we've covered before (I think) about a year or so ago, but thought I'd show you Empire Magazine's Beginner's Guide to Sexy Vampires. Both sexes are covered. Warning - may sparkle.

www.empireonline.com/features/sexy-movie-vampires/p12

I understand it's a light, throaway article, but there are some glaring omissions. I can understand Darla from Buffy not being included and no love for anyone from True Blood or Vampire Diaries(it IS a film magazine after all), but no inclusion of Marie from Innocent Blood? No mention of the countless busty Hammer Horror vixins?

Any other glaring omissions?

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Empire's sexy vampire guide.. Sept 6, 2011 20:31:39 GMT 2

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Post by trashcanman on Sept 6, 2011 20:31:39 GMT 2

Edward's likelihood he'll kill you: 0/10. Puuuuuussssyyyyyyy.

How does Hayek get a 5/10? She dove off the fucking stage to rip QT's throat out. That seems like better than 50/50 odds she's kill your dumb ass. And dumbass from Fright Night gets an 8? Did he ever even harm anyone? Isn't Langella considered the sexiest Drac? Nah, this list be bullshit. I could probably do another full topic just on ladies of the night I omitted from my last list, which was 100 times sexier than that tripe. Don't believe me?

Aya Sugimoto in "Blood"

Erica Cox in "Bitten"

Sexier'n Bill Paxton, no?

Last Edit: Sept 6, 2011 20:32:03 GMT 2 by trashcanman

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