The LORDI Motion Picture

[InvisibleWolfMan]

Hi fellow dwellers!

I'm going to see a new film on Friday. It's called:



And you can view the teaser, trailer, and 4 clips from the film below:

twitchfilm.net/site/view/whats-that-you-want-more-dark-floors-clips/

Anyone outside of the EU heard of the Finnish heavy metal band named Lordi? Here's a refresher for those who haven't:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lordi

I've not really bothered to hear much of their music just because you can only stand Rob Zombie-esqe songs watered down for mainstream just so much, but I'm excited to see this movie.

Oh...no, I don't believe it'll be a kick ass horror flick. Finns just don't make good horror. At least not so far. To date, there's only been 3 horror films made for release in Finland, and 2 of them are only just to be released!

What makes me excited to see this film is the chance to heckle the HELL out of it. PUBLICLY! ;D Call me crazy, but I wish I had a chance to do this in 1978 with another famous rock band's film:

[The Curmudgeon]

Lordi became famous in the UK because they won the Eurovision song contest a few years back. They tour to pretty big crowds as well.

Happy heckling, Wolfy!

[InvisibleWolfMan]

Notice the time that's passed between this post and the original post I made when I created this thread? There's a reason for that...

This movie put me to sheer boredom.

Even the hardcore hecklers probably would've shouted "gouge out our ears and rip off our eyes! Where's GIGLI? GLITTER? ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!!!!!!!"

This movie is like watching an episode of GENERAL HOSPITAL (or whatever favorite TV soap opera from your local area) that is set during Halloween and they scored KISS to make an appearance. Only this isn't KISS that would KICK your ass...this is KISS that seems to be cardboard cutouts that your parents thought would be clever as a joke for your birthday("Guess who's coming to rock your party...")but really aren't.

I figured this movie out within 5-7 minutes...and each minute after that began to last an hour or more with each passing second. The scary moments weren't scary (Simpsons TREEHOUSE OF HORRORS episodes are blood drenched in comparison to this), the dramatic tension was the figment of the plot's sleepy imagination and I've never hated crayons more than I do now.

Please...god...don't ask why.