Quillford
Bad Witch
"You're Scheming On A Thing That's A Mirage. I'm Trying To Tell You Now, It's Sabotage!"
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Post by Quillford on Oct 24, 2011 22:38:56 GMT 2
So, I have been wandering around these forums for a couple of months now. Checking out posts and threads. it occurred to me, we talk a lot of bollocks. Don't sweat it - it's a good thing. Everything and anything comes to mind when I try and sum up a category for this place. It lead me to thinking, "What do we do when we aren't on here and we are wasting time? What bollocks do we do?" Today Fortress I want to ask you what do you do that is random and when you are literally wasting time? It is time to fess up and share the bollocks. I'll start it off - I see a licence plate that reminds me off something I will snap it and then do something with it later on. At the moment I have seen a lot of car's relating to a certain something. Behold boredom! Description: These little rarities have themselves a 1995 Audi A4 1.8. Who said class is what car you have? It's who drives it! — with Mewtwo and Mew. Description: Professor Oak and he is visiting ****, **** in his sporty 1993 Ford Probe GT. "That's Wonderful!" Apparently he's only a level 15... Guess he won't be a Pokemon master. — with Professor Samuel Oak. What weird and wonderful things do you get up to when the clock is stuck or counting backwards? |
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Oct 25, 2011 17:54:50 GMT 2
Ha. Nice. Mew I'll accept, but the Oak one is kind of a stretch....
This isn't in my spare time, but I've got a bit of a fun hobby I do whilst at work, something I used to do a couple of years ago that I've rediscovered the fun of. I go onto the Yahoo news section and comment on the news stories. No big deal, I know, but I like to try and write the most obscene and crowd baiting things whilst sounding 100% genuine. For example, the guy who plays Kevin Webster in UK soap Coronation Street has recently been accused of raping a 6 year old 15 years ago. Amongst the usual "HE SHUD B HANGED!1!" comments from the outraged masses is me, saying quite calmly and rationally, "this is SHOCKING news. I am just appalled. I can't believe this is happening. This happened YEARS ago! Let the man have his dignity and allow him to get on with his life. One slip-up 15 years ago shouldn't be allowed to tarnish a good man's reputation now. This little hussy should be ashamed of herself."
Y'know. Shit like that. You'd be amazed how many people bite. So yeah, not a hobby, but I am getting paid while I do it.
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Post by trashcanman on Oct 25, 2011 20:08:56 GMT 2
Nice, guys. I'm usually too busy feeding the trolls until they burst to do any trolling for myself. I don't really have any odd hobbies like that. Just the usual geek stuff; games, obscure films, music, comics, sci-fi/horror novels, and the like.
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Quillford
Bad Witch
"You're Scheming On A Thing That's A Mirage. I'm Trying To Tell You Now, It's Sabotage!"
Posts: 238
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Post by Quillford on Aug 4, 2012 13:22:42 GMT 2
I am resurrecting this thread with THIS. What I DO led me to find a perfect car for Trash. Unfortunately for you this car is owned by a rather fat older woman who was pleasantly hocking spit onto the path just meters down the road and screaming abuse at her rotwiller dog as it was dragged behind her. I mean this woman was one fat piece of fuck, the kind of woman who you want to repeatedly kick in the face till she looks like egg yolk. What bugs me more is she must have been 65/70 and had more make up then the Chavs (a bunch of wankers who enjoy make-up, fake tan, cigarettes and under-age sex as a social label. VIVA LA GOTH/ANYTHING NON CHAV). Scary shit was scary. I think there should be some sort of duel to win the ownership of the car - people like that don't deserve cars OR dogs, right? 3,2,1 D-d-d-d-DUEL EXHIBIT A, The Colour of the acused: |
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Post by trashcanman on Aug 4, 2012 20:17:05 GMT 2
Awesome. N17 was a hashtag for an Occupy protest on November 17. Pretty cool. If it had been N7 instead, it'd be Mass Effect and I'd be expecting you to either stalk that woman and mail me that motherfucking license plate or send me her address so I could come get it myself. That expression on your face is fantastic, by the way. Thanks for the shoutout.
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