Epic Beard Man: The Movie

[trashcanman]

In case you don't recall the former internet sensation, here's an EBM refresher: old dude with hobo beard is rushed by a dude on a bus after exchanging words and whoops his ass like so.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQJFv9SMSMQ

Note the fanny pack and light blue "I am a motherfucker" t-shirt. Now imagine if the guy in the video decided to become Kickass or some other kind of IRL superhero with "ass" in his name....

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=U6UCHk5pFmU

Danny Trejo

IS

[glow=red,2,300]BADASS![/glow]

To sidestep the obvious racial disputes that made the original viral hit such a controversial sensation, they made the protagonist hispanic and started him out beating up some skinheads. It's been suggested that this trailer is a fake, but it seems like getting in-demand man-gods like Trejo and Perlman involved would be more trouble than a simple tribute to a dead meme would warrant. Still, I'd watch it.

[The Curmudgeon]

Holy fuck yeah I'd watch it. Inspiration from an (awesome) viral meme is a good enough reason as any to make a movie, especially one that looks as hilariously OTT as this one.

And word on the street? It's NOT a fake.

bestmoviesevernews.com/danny-trejo-delivers-his-own-street-justice-to-bad-ass-movie-no-hoax268/


Hmmm.

[trashcanman]

Like I said, hiring two serious Hollywood stars for such a high-quality goof seemed like it'd be a stretch. I'll save a spot in my Netflix queue.