Parasite Hilton

[The Curmudgeon]

I was a bit confused as where this thread should go, in that it's about Paris Hilton. It could go in the music section, 'cos she did release an album that dive-bombed. Could go in Movies and TV, because she has been in a few (terrible) films. What We're Into? I dunno.. Proboards don't let us talk about porn. Hmm.

So we'll stick her in the section that sums up her entire life - a complete waste of time. I think Ricky Gervais summed it up best when she introduced herself to him at an Awards show; "oh, sorry, I didn't recognise you without a cock in your mouth."

Anyway, Paris Hilton (who, I dunno.. always looks really deeply unhappy to me) was attending some big night at some bullshit club in Australia, and what should have been a fluff piece on a daytime talk show turned into something else.

All credit to the interviewer and the show for putting this on, because no fucking WAY would any British show of this stature (cosy mid-morning light affairs show) have the balls to act like this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R8l_GTlLgA

[trashcanman]

The video description refers to her as "the talent-less Hilton", but I want to know who the talented ones are. Yeah, I like that reporter. Aussies seem like fun damn people on the whole. I think I'd love to live there if every native creature wasn't out to fucking kill me and my family.