Havin' a weeee bit of trouble.

trashcanman King of the Monsters "Fire is the devil's only friend" Posts: 6,022	Havin' a weeee bit of trouble. Apr 27, 2012 21:21:26 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trashcanman on Apr 27, 2012 21:21:26 GMT 2 File under: Siri humor.

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Havin' a weeee bit of trouble. Apr 27, 2012 22:51:07 GMT 2

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Post by The Curmudgeon on Apr 27, 2012 22:51:07 GMT 2

You know, as much as a dick as it makes me sound, I love my iphone 4s. Fucking love it. But Siri is a waste of time. It's actually come under fire not just for the whole trouble with accents thing, but it doesn't recognise any local business, so the whole "where is the local cinema" shit doesn't even work in the UK yet. Talk about false advertising.

My accent isn't exactly strong, but to get Siri to understand me I have to put on this very exaggerated, fake accent. Mrs C has no problem at all (she is English, so maybe that's why).

For the record, though, NO actual Scottish guy would use the phrase "butty" when talking about a sandwich. No chance. And a Jammy Dodger isn't a sandwich!

THAT's a Jammy Dodger! I'm with Siri on this one!

Don't abuse children, or else they turn out like me.

Quillford Bad Witch "You're Scheming On A Thing That's A Mirage. I'm Trying To Tell You Now, It's Sabotage!" Posts: 238	Havin' a weeee bit of trouble. Apr 27, 2012 22:54:06 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Quillford on Apr 27, 2012 22:54:06 GMT 2 SIRI CAN EAT BALLS. I have spoken.
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The Curmudgeon Moderator Irresponsible Hate Monger Everyone Will Suffer Now. Posts: 6,336	Havin' a weeee bit of trouble. Apr 27, 2012 23:15:11 GMT 2 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Curmudgeon on Apr 27, 2012 23:15:11 GMT 2 Yeah, Siri wouldn't understand that.
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Havin' a weeee bit of trouble. Apr 28, 2012 20:12:00 GMT 2

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Post by trashcanman on Apr 28, 2012 20:12:00 GMT 2

I don't have an iPhone, but I have voice control on my iTouch and it normally thinks everything I say means I want to hear the "Oracle" album by Kittie. I've had some with that. Only once have I actually gotten it to do what I want.

Ben: This most recent "shout" is confusing the hell out of me. Is the user name "lol" with a space, and then the first colon signifies the comment is "): lol w/emoticon?" OR is the user name "lol

" and the comment is just "lol w/emoticon?" I'M SO CONFUSED!!!! May 9, 2013 20:19:25 GMT 2

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