A wild troll appears...

[The Curmudgeon]

At least, I sincerely hope it's a troll. If it's a real person and they're not stirring shit then.. God help us all.

Anyway, how would YOU try and create a melting pot of internet rage? Insult Kurt Cobain? That'd be a good start. How about praising Justin Bieber? That'd do it too. Say Bieber is more important than Nirvana? Now you're talking.

failblog.org/2012/06/17/music-fails-music-fails-why-justin-bieber-is-objectively-better-than-kurt-cobain/#comments

So of course a million people were up in arms. So a quick visit to her Twitter page shows she just HAS to be trolling. I mean,

Jesus ain't real. If he was, cancer wouldn't exist. Bieber is real and he donates money to cancer funds all the time. Such a hero <3

"Kurt who?" said the Kurt Cobain fans as they purchased Believe on iTunes (it's #1!) and admitted Justin shits on Kurt

I'm sorry. Justin Bieber is NOT the King of Pop. I understand it pissed you off when I said that. Correction: Justin is the KING OF MUSIC!

Etc, Etc, Etc. You get the idea. You know what got me thinking it's fake? She can actually write sentences in English. No fucking WAY some little Bieber kid doesn't TyPPPe L!kE th11s!@

Now check out her "Queen of Swag" video.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3PPNDDDsnY&feature=youtu.be

So, yeah, I don't really know what she looks like, but I'm guessing it's something like

[trashcanman]

Christ. So easy, these people. Check out the first comment I read:

"I HOPE YOU DIE IN HELL. THE DEVIL WILL PERSONALLY BURN YOU INTO ASHES OVER AND OVER AGAIN. MAY YOU GET ANALLY PENETRATED BY A HARPOON SIZED ASPARAGUS AND BLEED TO DEATH. I WILL ESCORT YOU THERE AND WATCH AS YOU SUFFER. I HOPE THAT THIS IS FAKE. YOU BRING SHAME TO THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE. GET A LIFE AND DO SOMETHING GOOD WITH IT.

Sleep with one eye open, twat.

Sincerely, friends of this account

PS- I hope you step on a lego. Bitch."



You can actually see the rage abate as the dude slowly realized he is being trolled. First it's all caps and burning in hell. Then it's anal penetration by harpoon-sized asparagus when I would think a normal harpoon would be worse. Then it's "get a life and so something good with it". Okay, not so angry now. Then it's the impotently threat that's not really a threat of "sleep with one eye open", and finally it's just hoping she steps on a lego. From the eternal flames of Hell to stepping on a lego. That shit is poetry. Almost 100,000 views so far, closing in on 8000 comments, and over 11,000 dislikes over a video from a shaky cell phone being pointed at multiple pictures of Beiber while some moron carries on about "haters" and Beiber shitting on this and that for under a minute. This is some high quality, trolling right here. Minimal effort, maximum rage. I take my hat off to milady.