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Post by The Curmudgeon on Jul 18, 2012 22:27:00 GMT 2
No, it's not one of my Amazon reviews, and part of me is a bit jealous that I didn't come up with it. It's a Chris Brown album, so shall we talk about the lyrics? The production? The guest stars? Na.  I think that pretty much covers it. |
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Post by trashcanman on Jul 19, 2012 21:10:35 GMT 2
Fuck yeah. Let's be goddamn honest. Would any of us know who this piece of shit was if he hadn't fucked and then beaten up America's sweetheart? No? Then what the fuck else do we need to know about his shitty career? It's not like there is anything original or interesting about the music itself. The only thing of value Chris Brown has ever been involved in is the lulz at his expense like so:  |
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Jul 31, 2012 20:11:11 GMT 2
Agreed. D'you know the really puzzling thing? The fact he still has a career after the Rihanna incident. It's not like he can fall back on genuinely great songs that are hard to resist - it's the most mundane, throwaway "clubs, bottles, girls" bullshit that ANYONE can do. The charts are clogged up with this horseshit, so why Brown has survived beating one of the worlds biggest pop stars is beyond me, not to mention his latest comments on gays in hip-hop ("no homo" - ha ha, fucking hilarious you little DICK). There's a bit in a Chris Rock stand up where he's talking about Michael Jackson's child abuse scandal (this was when MJ was still alive). Rock said something along the lines of "the man wrote Billy Jean, we'll let that shit go"), what the fuck does Chris Brown have to sooth people's anger? Anyway, want a review to beat that one? How about this one? A one star review? Way too kind. How about - NO STARS EVER.www.nme.com/blog/index.php?blog=155&p=12548&title=no_stars_ever_chris_brown_album_review_o&more=1&c=1 |
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Post by lemex on Aug 7, 2012 13:08:58 GMT 2
I blame 'Team Breezy' (Seriously? Sounds like something out of the whole Twilight thing), his sub-literate fans who apparently don't understand the words 'he beat a woman'.
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Post by trashcanman on Aug 7, 2012 20:55:23 GMT 2
Well to be fair Dr. Dre beat a woman too, but people will forget and forgive a lot when you are actually talented and changed the face of your genre. Brown, however, is a talent free piece of shit who continues to act like a piece of shit and his music is not remotely interesting enough to overshadow the fact that he is and will always be a piece of shit.
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Post by lemex on Aug 7, 2012 20:59:07 GMT 2
^I agree with that!
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